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    10 ways to know if you have PMS

    1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
    2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
    3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
    4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
    5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving - call 1-800-***-****."
    6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
    7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
    8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
    9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
    10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
    Eben56
    If ultimately you let the people that fuck you over decide your attitude then they won.

  • #2
    Me and my uterus are not amused.

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    • #3
      I am.
      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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      • #4
        Numbers 1, 6 and 9 sound like my opinion after a day at work when I was at the grocery store.
        Answers are easy...it is asking the right questions which is hard.

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        • #5
          We thought my future mother-in-law suffered from pre-menstrual tension, menstrual tension, and post-menstral tension. Turns out she's just a bitch.

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          • #6
            I'm very amused. I'll admit, I'm a horrible horrible person when I'm PMSing. I particularly like number 2!
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            • #7
              So, to sum it up: You know you have PMS when you'd be up in the clocktower already if it didn't involve climbing the f***ing ladder.

              Or is that just me?
              Haikus are easy
              But sometimes they don't make sense
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              • #8
                Quoth daleduke17 View Post
                Numbers 1, 6 and 9 sound like my opinion after a day at work when I was at the grocery store.
                Sounds about right to me.

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                • #9
                  Quoth MCSledgehammer View Post
                  So, to sum it up: You know you have PMS when you'd be up in the clocktower already if it didn't involve climbing the f***ing ladder.

                  Or is that just me?
                  No, it's not just you. But give me enough good-quality chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
                  I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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