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  • I don't care if you're in the middle of Cumming. You need to get it done now.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    • Let the Kermit arm flailing begin

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      • And then I muttered to myself "Your mother should have swallowed!"
        Meeeeoooow.....
        Still missing you, Plaid

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        • "Sometimes, I look at people, and I wonder how the hell they found their way out of the birth canal."
          "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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          • "I'll check yours if you check mine."
            "What are you checking?"
            "I'm checking his dipstick."
            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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            • "I gave my package to the UPS lady then I grabbed a couple of breasts."
              This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

              I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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              • "Damn, it's hotter than Africa back here!"
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • "We're looking for a large package."

                  "I don't want to look in his drawers."
                  This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                  I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                  • Can I go down on the elevator?

                    Did she ask you to?
                    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                    • "Did you find your package?"
                      This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                      I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                      • "There is nothing like waking up under a big, dark cloud."
                        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                        • "Money orders taste better!"
                          "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                          "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                          • "Well, it's better than a smack in the face with a wet donkey!"
                            Is it Asshole Day or what? - MoonCat
                            It's ALWAYS Asshole Day. - Jay2KWinger

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                            • "It's the foreign pollen that does it, I never get it anywhere else."

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                              • "Shiny new toy, that's what I am."
                                "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                                -Mira Furlan

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