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I have a little old lady come in every Sunday and we always have a laugh and a bit of a joke. Usually something along the lines of:
Her: so, have you decided to elope with me yet?
Me: it depends. Did you win the millions on last nghts lotto?
I'm sure you get the idea. She is about 80 and tells us dirty jokes be uase she knows we won't take offence.
This morning she came in and we had the following exchange:
Her: morning dear. How do you fancy nipping in the back room and having ten minutes of hot and dirty fun with me?
Me: well I'm a bit tired this morning so I think I'll pass thanks.
Her: oh dear, that's a pain. You see, I've only got a ten pound note and if I have to put that in the church collection plate I'm going to make damn sure I've done some sinning worth atoning for!
Her: so, have you decided to elope with me yet?
Me: it depends. Did you win the millions on last nghts lotto?
I'm sure you get the idea. She is about 80 and tells us dirty jokes be uase she knows we won't take offence.
This morning she came in and we had the following exchange:
Her: morning dear. How do you fancy nipping in the back room and having ten minutes of hot and dirty fun with me?
Me: well I'm a bit tired this morning so I think I'll pass thanks.
Her: oh dear, that's a pain. You see, I've only got a ten pound note and if I have to put that in the church collection plate I'm going to make damn sure I've done some sinning worth atoning for!
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