((This is, admittedly, similar to the Canonical Lists, but I'm attempting to have fun with it in a different manner. Feel free to join in!))
There are many varieties of Sucktomers and Co-Irkers out there. Let's catalog them!
Verbalis extremis - aka the "Warbling Chatterbox." This species is known for their nigh incessant song. Although it was initially assumed to be intended to attract potential mates, more recent studies have determined that the Warbling Chatterbox merely likes the sound of its own voice.
Crumens fecalis infernis - aka the "Flaming Douchebag." This species is known for its harsh and often provocative treatment of all other forms of life, up to and including members of its own kind. Studies have shown that the Flaming Douchebag performs these actions in an attempt to inflate its own sense of self-worth, by making other species appear inferior to it.
Larcenis minisculis - aka the "Sticky Fingers." This species has a love of "shiny" things, although its definition of "shiny" does not always correlate to luminosity. The Sticky Fingers is known for picking up small trifles that do not belong to it and attempting to leave the vicinity. If confronted, the Sticky Fingers attempts to make itself appear more threatening by making loud noises and remonstrating the one confronting it. It is also equally likely that the Sticky Fingers will, when spotted in the midst of its pilfering, attempt to flee the area at speed.
What other species have been spotted out there?
There are many varieties of Sucktomers and Co-Irkers out there. Let's catalog them!
Verbalis extremis - aka the "Warbling Chatterbox." This species is known for their nigh incessant song. Although it was initially assumed to be intended to attract potential mates, more recent studies have determined that the Warbling Chatterbox merely likes the sound of its own voice.
Crumens fecalis infernis - aka the "Flaming Douchebag." This species is known for its harsh and often provocative treatment of all other forms of life, up to and including members of its own kind. Studies have shown that the Flaming Douchebag performs these actions in an attempt to inflate its own sense of self-worth, by making other species appear inferior to it.
Larcenis minisculis - aka the "Sticky Fingers." This species has a love of "shiny" things, although its definition of "shiny" does not always correlate to luminosity. The Sticky Fingers is known for picking up small trifles that do not belong to it and attempting to leave the vicinity. If confronted, the Sticky Fingers attempts to make itself appear more threatening by making loud noises and remonstrating the one confronting it. It is also equally likely that the Sticky Fingers will, when spotted in the midst of its pilfering, attempt to flee the area at speed.
What other species have been spotted out there?
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