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Old 03-03-2017, 02:05 AM
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Why hello everyone. I have read your stories, and now that I have my first job in retail (well, my first job full stop) I figured that I can start sharing some of my stories from a certain grocery store in Wisconsin with you.

Old 03-03-2017, 07:16 PM
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Welcome aboard! We're friendly sorts. to !

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Old 03-03-2017, 07:50 PM
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Old 03-03-2017, 10:07 PM
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Now if this happened to be one of Irv's old co-workers that would be interesting :P
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