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Old 06-14-2017, 08:07 PM
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Dealing with Nuts and Dolts
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Default Hi!

I've worked in musical instrument retail now for thirty years and have tons of stories of silly, obnoxious and downright nasty customers. I've read quite a bit of the contents of this forum and am taken with the wonderful sense of good humor that the folks here exhibit. Laughter is a healthy thing and I look forward to reading and posting.

Old 06-14-2017, 09:02 PM
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Welcome aboard! As you know, we're friendly sorts. If you have any questions, please drop me or another mod a line.
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Old 06-14-2017, 11:29 PM
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So I have to ask... any stories of flutes... and band camps?
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Old 06-17-2017, 09:01 PM
Naugie Naugie is offline
Dealing with Nuts and Dolts
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I sold guitars, amps, drums, combo instruments. No flutes! :-)

Old 06-27-2017, 05:41 AM
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Welcome to the forum!

Old 07-06-2017, 11:30 PM
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If you have any stories of people who play instruments so badly they make you wish music was a prison-worthy crime (at least, their music, do tell.
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