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    A man is out driving his brand new sports car for the first time. Naturally, he is going WAAAAAY to fast. He sees a pair of flashing blue lights behind him, but thinks cockily to himself "I can outrun them!" and floors it. After a minute or so, he realises what he's doing, pulls over, stops and rolls down his window.

    The police officer walks over, looks at him and says: "Listen. I've had a shitty day. My shift ends in 2 minutes, and I don't want to do another set of paperwork in my free time, so if you can give me a good reason to let you go, I will.".

    The man says: "my wife left me for a police officer last week, so when I saw the blue lights behind me, I thought it was him trying to give her back.".

    The police officer got back in his car and drove off.
    The customer is always right, but this is a public house, and you are a guest.
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