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Old 05-22-2020, 07:46 PM
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Talking Grounded Spices

(Customer enters a store looking for spices. Employee escorts him to the area.)

Employee: This is where we keep our spices.

Customer: Looks like a lot of these spices have been bad.

Employee: How were the spices bad?

Customer: They got grounded.


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Old 05-26-2020, 11:48 PM
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You're a nut, Meg.
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Old 05-27-2020, 01:58 AM
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You're a nut, Meg.
It's thyme to stop. If you make another spice pun, I'll be cumin for you.
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Old 05-27-2020, 03:33 AM
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Hey, that was a decent pun! Don't be salty!

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Old 05-27-2020, 03:34 PM
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I cayenne see that this thread is going to be peppered with puns.
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