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A lil' ol' Texas lady received an obscene phone call.
"If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give to you," panted the voice on the phone.
"Listen, boy," drawled the woman, "if it fits in your hand, I ain't interested!"
"If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give to you," panted the voice on the phone.
"Listen, boy," drawled the woman, "if it fits in your hand, I ain't interested!"