They are French and therefore HAVE to include sex. So if you are really sensitive, don't read on. But they aren't that bad.
Three men meet up at a bar.
m1: Last night I made love to my wife. 10 times I tell you! And in the mornings she wouldn't let me go!
m2: Ha, 10 times! I made love to my wife 20 times last night. She grabbed me so tight this morning, I almost couldn't get out of bed and she begged for more!
m1&2: So, how many times did you make love to your wife?
m3: Only once last night.
m1&2: Only once? Hahaha, you should be ashamed! What did she say to you this morning?
m3: She said: PLEASE STOP!
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What do you call someone that speaks three languages? multilingual
What do you call someone that speaks two languages? bilingual
What do you call someone that only speaks one? A Frenchman!
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More later!
Three men meet up at a bar.
m1: Last night I made love to my wife. 10 times I tell you! And in the mornings she wouldn't let me go!
m2: Ha, 10 times! I made love to my wife 20 times last night. She grabbed me so tight this morning, I almost couldn't get out of bed and she begged for more!
m1&2: So, how many times did you make love to your wife?
m3: Only once last night.
m1&2: Only once? Hahaha, you should be ashamed! What did she say to you this morning?
m3: She said: PLEASE STOP!
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What do you call someone that speaks three languages? multilingual
What do you call someone that speaks two languages? bilingual
What do you call someone that only speaks one? A Frenchman!
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More later!