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  • I.P Freleigh as Carnac the Magnificent

    *holds envelope to his forehead

    Wicker box.....

    *opens up envelope

    Describe what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Megan Fox.

    *holds another envelope to his forehead

    It isn't hard.....

    *opens up envelope

    How does one spot the blind man in a nudist colony?
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
    How does one spot the blind man in a nudist colony?
    It's not hard.
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      Horrible. Horrible. *hugs* Thanks for giving me a chortle this evening. I really needed it.
      hea·then [hee-thuhn] noun
      1. an unconverted individual that does not acknowledge the God of the Bible.
      2. an irreligious, uncultured, or uncivilized person.
      3. the children of NotSoInnocent.

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      • #4
        ...groan. just...groan.


        also, i just got why your "name" is hilarious.
        If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

        i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
        ^_^

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        • #5
          Quoth NotSoInnocent View Post
          Horrible. Horrible.
          Quoth Green_Fairy
          ...groan. just...groan.
          May the fleas of a million camels infest your armpits.

          Moving right along....








          *holds envelope to his forehead

          Looking for Pooh.

          *opens envelope







          What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            *Holds envelope to head*

            A near miss.

            *Opens envelope*

            Name something single men prefer as opposed to a far miss.
            The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.

            Believe dat.

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