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Old 02-28-2020, 01:22 AM
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Talking The Whine Store

1st Person: Whatís new?

2nd Person: A whine store opened up nearby.

1st Person: Sounds great. Iíll go check it out and see what kind of wine they have.

2nd Person: Oh, they donít sell wine. Itís a store where you can go to complain.

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Old 02-28-2020, 02:04 AM
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I'd like to lodge a complaint...
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Old 02-28-2020, 12:00 PM
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Quoth EricKei View Post
...I'd like to lodge a complaint...
That one needs to be tipi'd.
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Old 03-09-2020, 04:21 PM
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Anything like this (at 3:58)?
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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