How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1 . Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2 . Border Collie: Just one . And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code .
3 . Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4 . Rottweiler: Make me .
5 . Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark .
6 . Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7 . German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation .
8 . Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture .
9 . Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10 . Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark .
11 . Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb . Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb . "
12 . Greyhound: It isn't moving . Who cares?
13 . Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle . . .
14 . Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it . By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry . . .
1 . Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2 . Border Collie: Just one . And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code .
3 . Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4 . Rottweiler: Make me .
5 . Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark .
6 . Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7 . German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation .
8 . Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture .
9 . Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10 . Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark .
11 . Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb . Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb . "
12 . Greyhound: It isn't moving . Who cares?
13 . Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle . . .
14 . Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it . By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry . . .
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