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Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they "Arrr!"
Yes, yes, bad pun. I still like it though
Because they "Arrr!"
Yes, yes, bad pun. I still like it though
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whats a pirates favorite restruant?
ArrrrrbysIt is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning. -
What kind of movies do pirates like?
Arrrrrr-rated ones!
(BTW I'm only 1 hour and 43 minutes away from Talk Like a Pirate Day)Comment
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Ahoy, me Hearties! In honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day, here are a few pages of pirate jokes:
http://www.piratejokes.net/
http://oldsite.prometheusradio.org/pirate.html
http://www.piratetreasure.org/pirate-jokes.htmI don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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From http://www.piratejokes.net/jokes/all?pg=7
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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What country do most pirates come from?
Arrrrr-gentina
What does a pirate's dog say?
Arrrrf arrrrrrrf!
What's the favorite pirate holiday?
Arrrrrrrmistice Day
What's the favorite Bible story of pirates?
Noah and the Arrrrrrr-k
What's the pirates' favorite branch of the military?
The Arrrrrr-my!
I could go on all day...
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What do you call a pirate ship on land?
A CAAARRRRRRRRRRR.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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What does a pirate sit on?
His ARRRRRRRseComment
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What was the pirate's favorite sitcom of all time?
DhARRRRma and Greg.
What was the pirates favorite sci-fi show of all time?
StARRRRRR Trek.Comment
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How much is the price on a pirate's head?
$2. He's a buck-an-ear!"We go through our careers and things happen to us. Those experiences made me what I am."-Thomas KellerComment
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I'm sorry EQ, but that's just terrible. Lucky you that you're an awesome person or I'd have to shake my head."I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish
...Beware the voice without a face...Comment
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"Hi, this is Silver. How may I lose my self respect in order to cater to your over- inflated ego today?" --- Silver
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What's a pirate's favorite song?
"Twinkle Twinkle Little StARRRRR!"
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How much did it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
A buccaneer.
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