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    (sorry if old but I love these two)

    1) A horse walks onto a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "why the long face?"

    2) A fish swam into a wall and rubbing it's head, said "Damn!"


    ANNIE

    Every day I work with you is two days of therapy!!!!!

  • #2
    Three men walked into a bar. You'd have thought at least one would have ducked.

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    • #3
      A string walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and shouts "We don't serve your disgusting kind here!" followed by a line of obscenities. The bartender has two bouncers throw him out.

      The string, mad and unwilling to accept defeat unraveled and tied himself up and went back into the bar.

      The bartender sees him and, in a disgusted tone, said "Aren't you that damn string that I just threw out?"

      The string replies "I'm a frayed knot!"
      Quote Dalesys:
      ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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      • #4
        I'm a frayed knot --------------- when I was young I made my mom tell me that joke over and over and over -- still makes me smile :-)
        ANNIE

        Every day I work with you is two days of therapy!!!!!

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        • #5
          A horse, a rabbi and an Irishman walk into a bar.

          The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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          • #6
            Two dyslexic men walked into a bra.

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