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There were three ducks in a courtroom. The judge calls the first duck up, and says "What's your name?"
Duck says "Duck"
"OK, Duck...what are you in here for?"
The duck hangs his head and sighs "Well, I was blowing bubbles in the park." The judge is perplexed and tells him to go stand off to the side. Judge calls the second duck up.
"What's YOUR name?"
Duck says "Duck Duck"
"OK, Duck Duck....what are YOU in here fore?"
Duck Duck also hangs his head, and sighs "Well, I was blowing bubbles in the park." The judge, still perplexed, instructs him to go stand by Duck. The judge calls the third duck up.
"Let me guess...you're Duck Duck Duck?"
The third duck looks down and says "no, I'm Bubbles..."
Duck says "Duck"
"OK, Duck...what are you in here for?"
The duck hangs his head and sighs "Well, I was blowing bubbles in the park." The judge is perplexed and tells him to go stand off to the side. Judge calls the second duck up.
"What's YOUR name?"
Duck says "Duck Duck"
"OK, Duck Duck....what are YOU in here fore?"
Duck Duck also hangs his head, and sighs "Well, I was blowing bubbles in the park." The judge, still perplexed, instructs him to go stand by Duck. The judge calls the third duck up.
"Let me guess...you're Duck Duck Duck?"
The third duck looks down and says "no, I'm Bubbles..."