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One day, a 100 year old lady made her way up the steps to church, and was greeted at the door. The greeter noticed she was alone.
"Mrs. Smith, where is your husband?" he inquired.
"Oh, he passed away this morning." she said sadly.
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that, Mrs. Smith. Although he was 100, he was in good health. What caused him to pass on?" the greeter inquired.
"Oh, he died while we were having sex." she explained.
The greeter was dumbfounded. "Pardon me for asking, Mrs. Smith, but I didn't think two people of 100 years could do such a thing."
She smiled. "Oh no, dear. It was no trouble, we just took things much slower. We only did it on Sunday mornings in time with the church bells."
The greeter was confused. "Then, what happened?"
She sighed softly. "Well, unfortunately, the ice cream truck drove by this morning...."
"Mrs. Smith, where is your husband?" he inquired.
"Oh, he passed away this morning." she said sadly.
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that, Mrs. Smith. Although he was 100, he was in good health. What caused him to pass on?" the greeter inquired.
"Oh, he died while we were having sex." she explained.
The greeter was dumbfounded. "Pardon me for asking, Mrs. Smith, but I didn't think two people of 100 years could do such a thing."
She smiled. "Oh no, dear. It was no trouble, we just took things much slower. We only did it on Sunday mornings in time with the church bells."
The greeter was confused. "Then, what happened?"
She sighed softly. "Well, unfortunately, the ice cream truck drove by this morning...."
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