You mean I'm not already there?

[Mr Hero]

I'm already there.
Take a look around.

Sorry this was the first song I thought of.

[morgana]

My usual response is "I'm planning on it. I have the marshmallow concession."

[IamEmancipated]

I know this guy probably isn't tech-savvy (considering the state of the vehicle) but there are Facebook pages out there for this purpose, too. In our area there are like three pages alone for the surrounding towns to advertise flea markets and yard sales and other such "Bargains!"

He's just cranky. Maybe the wife is making him sell his preciouses.

[Dark Psion]

Quoth Pixilated

Wow, that's one yard sale I would avoid like the plague.

But this could be fun!

You and all of your coworkers should write down all the crazy SCs they have had to deal with and then take turns pulling them out of a hat and re-enacting them at his Garage Sale.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Quoth Dark Psion

But this could be fun!

You and all of your coworkers should write down all the crazy SCs they have had to deal with and then take turns pulling them out of a hat and re-enacting them at his Garage Sale.

Ending with coming up and asking to put up an ad for your own Garage Sale on his mailbox.