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  • Playing Santa

    Why don't we play Santa?

    I'll sit on your lap, unwrap your package, and receive the present you have for me in your sack.

    I'll be your ho, ho, ho.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    <sings an entirely inappropriate variation of the song "Jingle Bells">

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    • #3
      My nephew FB posted himself as that Santa, wearing nothing but a little red stocking...
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #4
        I like it when you come down my chimney.
        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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          Quoth dalesys View Post
          My nephew FB posted himself as that Santa, wearing nothing but a little red stocking...
          I wonder why he didn't wear a BIG red stocking?
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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          • #6
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            My nephew FB posted himself as that Santa, wearing nothing but a little red stocking...
            What kind of goodies are stuffed in his stocking?
            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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