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I read that a midget recently got pickpocketed in our fair city!
That's unbelievable? How could anybody stoop so low?
That's unbelievable? How could anybody stoop so low?
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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily -
It wasn't too bad - the thief only got small change. -
The thief aspired to hit bigger targets, but evidently he came up short.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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The poor guy. He went shopping, and didn't realize his wallet was gone until he came up short.Comment
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At the local surplus place, I saw a carton labeled "compact bender" - would that be a drunken dwarf?Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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Fortunately, victimized midgets are only a small percentage of the total crime- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.Comment
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They caught the guy that did it. He was a dwarf palm reader, but he escaped. The headlines read: Small Medium at Large."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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