I'm a racist because I can't change the laws of Physics(long)

[friendofjimmyk]

Ok, a greased armpit and a smile then?

Well, that's all good and whatnot - but what if "it" has no armpits? Then what?

I guess we just go back to humpin' cheese.

[Music Mo-Gal]

I'm glad you mentioned that. I know people like to have some individuality on here, but that is a knife to the ol' eyeballs.

On another note, I really like that "Spot the racist" ad.

Well, I think you and Gravekeeper are both racist for discriminating on the basis of color of the text.

But seriously, I didn't find it hard to read at all. It's in a nice big font, and with proper spelling, punctuation, and paragraphs/tabs. That's more than can be said for some other posts.

[Gravekeeper]

Well, I think you and Gravekeeper are both racist for discriminating on the basis of color of the text.

Not to continue the Star Trek theme or anything, but that's.....illogical.

But seriously, I didn't find it hard to read at all. It's in a nice big font, and with proper spelling, punctuation, and paragraphs/tabs. That's more than can be said for some other posts.

I don't believe either of us said anything about that. It was only the colour. >.>

So who's minding the caboose of this thread derailment? ^^

[friendofjimmyk]

*tee hee*

To quote stewie from Family Guy, "Sounds like I'd much rather be the parking spot". (or something like that)

I know, random and non-sensical. I've been at work for too long now with little sleep!

[Evil Queen]

I remember that episode. Poor Stewie. Has no idea what sex is. ("uh... is it some kind of cake?")

[Dark-Star]

Ooh, a Level 10 Moron! Those are ultrarare!

(seriously, what a total dumb@$$.)

[Broomjockey]

So who's minding the caboose of this thread derailment? ^^

That would be me. Okay, no more about Kirk's conquests (oh that sexy beast!), colour chosen for posts (just copy/paste it somewhere else, 's what I did), and where the heck did Family Guy come from? </codgering>

[Nyx]

I'm glad the guy didn't say anything about the cars front, and I defenitly would have laughed in his face as well.

As for the color, I just highlighted it too, didn't bother me much. My friends tend to do this while typing so I guess I got used to it.

[Horsetuna]

Actually, Kirk IS racist

Remember he hated /all/ Klingons (albeit that was cause they killed his son.). So did Uhura and a few of the others.

(Trivia: Originally the 'Would you let your daughter marry one? " line was uhuras, but the actress refused to say that because it used to be said about blacks. So it was given to someone else.


And Smileyeagle: I thik that if you see both as racist, it means you're NOT racist - you hate everybody equally!

[depechemodefan]

Kirk wanted to bump uglies with one of the races that was genderless because "she" was feminine looking.

I thought it was Riker who went for the "she" of the genderless race? ['ot]

I had a customer call me a frog. Mostly because I told her she couldn't sit in the teen area. I asked her "Are you a racist?"

[RetailWorkhorse]

Kirk wanted to bump uglies with one of the races that was genderless because "she" was feminine looking.

That was Commander Riker.

I thought it was Riker who went for the "she" of the genderless race? ['ot]

SEE?!?!?!?!



Back ON topic:

I'm so glad I don't have your job, OP, because I really WOULD have run over that little Corsica....Okay, so I'm "racist" against subcompact cars, shut up.

[Gurndigarn]

Not even that. Kirk wanted to bump uglies with

The proper term is "Smite Evil".

[Pagan]

He gets a little more personal and suggests that maybe if I worked out a little and lost some weight, I would have been able to get the job done.

Does he think that if you lost weight (Which, if you can sling around 50lb anything, doesn't sound like you do.) that it's going to somehow come off of the truck, too. What colour is the sky in his world?

Oh, and also called an anti-semite for not havng a kosher menu (Despite the fact that I, and the company CEO, are Jewish) .

To go along with the first 100% kosher, designed by the only Scottish-born rabbi in Scotland, tartan! http://www.jewishtartan.com/

For example I have XP set to the Olive scheme and text highlights with white on dark green for me.

Mine's white on a purple background.

Actually, Kirk IS racist

Remember he hated /all/ Klingons (albeit that was cause they killed his son.)

Wouldn't that make him a speciesest? (Oh, I need to get a drink or 5 and go to bed!)

[friendofjimmyk]

I remember that episode. Poor Stewie. Has no idea what sex is. ("uh... is it some kind of cake?")

Still OT -

Yeah, the episode was on Sunday night. It was giggle-tastic.

[BaristaTrav]

Oh J-sus I didn't mean to start a damn Trekkie convention here.