Epic Pwnage! Epic LENGTH!!!

[Nyx]

Will you be my manager?

I wonder how much the paper cost him.

Good point. I'm sure a hell of a lot more than the ten bucks that was knocked off.

[Mordecai]

Well played, sir, very well played.

[blas]

He must have been pretty desperate if he was dumpster diving. What a loon.

[marasbaras]

1000 sheets, 2 reams of paper ... probably cost him $8-$12.

Plus, am I the only one to notice that Kinko's would have cost more?

[Evil Queen]

My god... this was... pure beauty brought to life.

[d962831]

I would've left after the 20 minutes was up, but that is pretty cool you came out with some extra money! You rule.

[XCashier]

That was poetry in motion. You applied the Asshole Tax and taught the moron a lesson. Brilliant!

[xaenon]

1000 sheets, 2 reams of paper ... probably cost him $8-$12.

Plus, am I the only one to notice that Kinko's would have cost more?

I was wondering if anyone WOULD notice. I'm guessing that it was his attempt
at a bluff. It wasn't a very effective one, because I knew damned well the
closest Kinko's was more than twenty miles distant. He apparently wasn't
very good at math, or at least was hoping that *I* wasn't. I think he just pulled
it out of his ass, though that kind of pricing WOULD have been consistent with
what Kinko's charged. Plus, I cranked out the entire job in less time than it would
have taken him to DRIVE to Kinko's.

No idea what he paid for the paper. He probably bought it at the Walmart up the
road, although given his scammer attitude, I feel it's just as likely he stole it from
wherever he worked.

See, I really DID try to take care of my customers. But I will enthusiastically and
repeatedly fuck the skull of the person who tries to run a game on me. As Mr.
Copy Job found out.

[Neo_Classic]

Kinkos definitely would have cost more. What a douche. This is a fantastic story.

[depechemodefan]

No idea what he paid for the paper. He probably bought it at the Walmart up the
road, although given his scammer attitude, I feel it's just as likely he stole it from
wherever he worked.

That's what I think happened to the "15 min" he said it would take to be there. He stopped somewhere to buy paper. Probably giving the clerk a hard time "Hurry up! The guy said he was leaving in an hour! I don't have time to wait in line!"

Man, that was an awesome story.

[blas]

I just think it's lame that they say "I'll be right there in 15 mins!" and show up much later.

One time at the gas station, when the Powerball was sky high, I got a phone call from someone who wanted me to print them a ticket with specific #s on it and that they'd be there before 9:00 pm. They never showed. I wasn't about to waste my own hard-earned cash on a lottery ticket, not with those odds.

It just pissed me off.

[Samaliel]

If I count well...
He said Kinko's offered $0.10 per page. He had 1000 copies. So, $100. Granted, for this price, he didn't have to provide the paper.

With the $80 he had to pay (tax and stupidity charges included), he was still ahead by some $20. How dare he complain ?

[Neo_Classic]

^The really stupid part is the original bill was 53. He could have saved 50 bucks and some change.

[depechemodefan]

One time at the gas station, when the Powerball was sky high, I got a phone call from someone who wanted me to print them a ticket with specific #s on it and that they'd be there before 9:00 pm.

What a scam. I bet he called a new gas station every week. he never had to pay for a ticket. Though if those numbers did win, and he showed up, there would be no way for him to prove that was his winning ticket, hee.