Late December back in '63

[Sparky]

I've been known to ask "where am I?" but it was a joking way to ask the much wordier question "What is the name of this store and is that what I should write on this check in my hand?"

Since I'm telling bus-driving stories lately, I must mention the conversation reported by our dispatcher:

Caller: What time does the bus come?
Dispatcher: Where are you?
Caller: What do you need to know that for?

[GingerBiscuit]

Ah, the days I partied harder than I do now.
I've never woken up in strange cities, but have woken up in the outlying areas, 2 hours walk to get home, no idea which direction to set off in, and no idea how I got there...

My most used phrases in those situations?
'Where am I, Who are you, where's the nearest bus to home from here?'