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  • #16
    "Don't you know how to keep your staff??" Apparently not as well as you can remember what you wrote in a letter to a bar. His complaint was probably really petty too, like "my plate only had 20 chips/fries on it, I think 25 is more suitable!"

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    • #17
      I think he might be confusing pubs, or cities. Unless he was really anal and kept a diary.

      "Dear Diary,
      5 June 2006, after getting .35 kilo of apples, 7 7-ups in cans, and a loaf of butter-wheat bread, stopped at the Post Office to mail a letter to the pub at 4921 Hennington street. I had a legnthy complaint about the portion sizes. See entry for 4 June, 2006, 7:30 pm."
      Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

      Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

      I wish porn had subtitles.

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      • #18
        Of course we should keep this one! High-functioning SC are vauale experimental tools. We need them to train our new recruits on, so they are ready for the daily battle with mere idiots.

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        • #19
          Quoth dakhur View Post
          Of course we should keep this one! High-functioning SC are vauale experimental tools. We need them to train our new recruits on, so they are ready for the daily battle with mere idiots.
          Just as long as they're kept under tight security conditions - we don't want them escaping and breeding in the sewers...
          Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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          • #20
            I can't remember most sucky customers for more than a week - 6 years would require an epic suck or physical confrontation... What an ass!
            This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
            I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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            • #21
              Too bad none of the three employees from 2006 were there. I would have had them come out, drop their faces and go, "Oh my god! It's you!"

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              • #22
                OMG...it's 2012?!!?!? Dammit, my alarm didn't go off!
                "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                • #23
                  Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View Post
                  OMG...it's 2012?!!?!? Dammit, my alarm didn't go off!
                  Which month and time zone did you have it set for?
                  "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                  • #24
                    It's all I could think of

                    Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

                    "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                      Which month and time zone did you have it set for?
                      Apparently it wasn't in any way part of the Gregorian calendar...
                      "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                      • #26
                        Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View Post
                        Apparently it wasn't in any way part of the Gregorian calendar...
                        Not even a Chants? lol!
                        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                          Not even a Chants? lol!
                          Gotta admit, Sheldon...I never thought of that!
                          "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                          • #28
                            Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View Post
                            Apparently it wasn't in any way part of the Gregorian calendar...
                            The Mayan calendar strikes again?
                            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                              Not even a Chants? lol!
                              Maybe he was wearing his prayin' sarong?
                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                                The Mayan calendar strikes again?
                                AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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