Fruit Nuggets and The Dark Fissure

[Jester]

GK, as for the forgetting the number as soon as you are done with them thing, there is something similar in restaurants.

If you are my table, and you come back in later that day, I will remember you and your order, but the next day, you have been wiped from my mental hard drive. An example:

CUSTOMER: "Hey, I was in here earlier today, remember me?"
JESTER: "Oh, hey there. Weren't you the guy who had the medium rare steak with a side of chipotle mayo and cranberry sauce, and a girlfriend who had the veggie special with extra garlic?"
CUSTOMER: "Wow, that's impressive."

CUSTOMER: "Hey, I was in here yesterday, remember me?"
JESTER: "Who the hell are you?"

...he has the IT ability of a toenail clipping.

Someone call me?

[Pagan]

Sure thing. Have your bags packed in ten minutes.

AW, crap, I can't go....I gotta finish making acetaminophen suppositories in lab Wednesday.

[crazylegs]

I've read that word on a few other posts. What is "chavs"?

If you've watched Hot Fuzz think of the chap in the purple tracksuit who nicks the biccies.

AW, crap, I can't go....I gotta finish making acetaminophen suppositories in lab Wednesday.

Wow, some girls get all the fun!

[Pagan]

Wow, some girls get all the fun!

Tell me about it! I'm sorry, but that particular orifice should be "exit only"!

[Gravekeeper]

...he has the IT ability of a toenail clipping.

I use to work with a guy like this. He would try and strike up conversations with people he considered geekly, like myself, about some random story he saw in the Technology section of the newspaper. Basically he'd ramble on and on using every technical term and buzz word he had read in every sentence he could fit it in even though he had no idea what they meant. He would purposely try and find the most obscure computer terms that no person in the real world ever uses in order to make whomever he's talking at finally ask him what the hell he's talk about. Then he can act superior and explain himself which usually just led to the other person going "Well why didn't you just SAY cpu to begin with!?".

He'd take the most innoculous term, like "video card", and turn into the longest term possible "graphical display adapter" then go on about how much "polygon rendering output" it has. Usually using some completely made up term like TPM ( Triangles per minute ). He would keep doing this until finally you had to ask him what the hell one of the retarded terms was. Then he could go into Smug Mode.

God he was annoying.

Eventually he started showing up at work in women's clothing. Then he wanted to get a sex change and started showing up at work dressed like a teen slut at a Hannah Montana concert ( He wore glitter make up. Glitter. and leather miniskirts. ) Then he stopped talking about computers and started talking about dildos however he could work them into the conversation. Then he started terrifying new hires by asking them for tampons or telling them he thought he was pregnant.

Then he got fired.

Then the company 2 floors down from us hired him.

Then he got fired for basically having a skirt so short on his balls were showing.

I live in fear every day in this city that I will bump into him/her/it on the Skytrain.

[Kali]

"graphical display adapter" "polygon rendering output" ( Triangles per minute )

That would have been so annoying, particularly if you overheard him talking to someone else who actually seemed interested. I find it so hard not to say anything in those situations.

[Gravekeeper]

That would have been so annoying, particularly if you overheard him talking to someone else who actually seemed interested. I find it so hard not to say anything in those situations.

Eventually people would get sick of him and try and ignore it. Thats why he had to start preying on new hires. >.>

He was a weird little man. Before he had the epiphany that he was a teenage slut in a man's body he use to basically stalk female coworkers till he was disciplined by management for it. ><

He still did that afterwards to the new hires. You had to get to them before he did and warn them it was a man, baby.

[Kali]

Wow, I feel so lucky now. My ex was kind of harmless, just really.... overconfident and undereducated. Not quite as bad as a sexually ambiguous pushy faux techno-geek in the workplace :S

[depechemodefan]

Stupidest episode I can remember : kryptonite particles in rocks used in a sauna gave the football team coach pyrokinetic abilities. Makes. No. Sense.

Wait, what ep was that?

Back to fruit nuggets, I got a hold of a strawberry that was 1/2 the size of my head. It was a cool moment.

Eventually he started showing up at work in women's clothing. Then he wanted to get a sex change and started showing up at work dressed like a teen slut at a Hannah Montana concert ( He wore glitter make up. Glitter. and leather miniskirts. ) Then he stopped talking about computers and started talking about dildos however he could work them into the conversation. Then he started terrifying new hires by asking them for tampons or telling them he thought he was pregnant.

Oh, we have patrons who come to the library like that.

[lightmylamb]

I thought he was cool, but yeah, when you think about it, it doesn't make sense. But then every episode of Smallville I've seen included kryptonite in one form or another, causing all sort of havoc. Stupidest episode I can remember : kryptonite particles in rocks used in a sauna gave the football team coach pyrokinetic abilities. Makes. No. Sense.

Another thing that makes no sense is that a person dies about every week on that show. I don't know why anyone still lived in Smallville, I know if my classmates randomly started dying of supernatural causes I would move. Far Away.

Oh, and about the fruit nuggets! I believe it's Sunkist that makes these little fruit nuggets that come in a tiny juice container. So cute.

[sms001]

AW, crap, I can't go....I gotta finish making acetaminophen suppositories in lab Wednesday.

Pick-up line of the century!

[Samaliel]

Wait, what ep was that?

"Hothead", Season 1, Episode 3, according to Wikipedia.

[depechemodefan]

Another thing that makes no sense is that a person dies about every week on that show. I don't know why anyone still lived in Smallville, I know if my classmates randomly started dying of supernatural causes I would move. Far Away.

That makes me think of Sunnydale (Buffy). Also, Lana Lang has like 9x9 lives. She doesn't die, or at least doesn't stay dead. Maybe the kryptonite rocks make her immortal. Also, maybe the kryptonite rocks make people forget people. Pete who? And warps miles, like in one ep. Metropolis can be seen from a windmill, and other eps it's two hours away, and other eps it's closer.

Also, can't tell who is frutier on that show (trying to get back on topic)

[Pagan]

Far Away.

How 'bout to Far Far Away?

[Pagan]

Pick-up line of the century!

Well, there is this one....guy....actually a better word for him is "freakazoid" in class that I'm sure would try to use it!