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  • Oh my! (a little risque)

    I like my job for the most part. I work for an airline in a call center making reservaions. My coworkers are cool, MOST of my managers are cool, it's just the customers I hate. Working for an airline does make you a prime target for Sucky Customers.

    While I am very considerate to those that I feel are deserving we do get a lot of passengers who try to weasel free stuff out of us for minor things like, "My flight was 5 minutes late!" or "I didn't like the person I had to sit next to give me a free flight in first class!".

    But we do have a wonderful system that allows us to make notes on people's reservations. So be forewarned if you call in and are rude to an agent for no reason every other person who works for that airline will be able to see that if it's documented.

    So I am at work one day, this happened a while ago but it still makes me laugh, when all of a sudden I hear my husband (yes we work AND live together ) behind me practically choking he is laughing so hard!

    I turn around to see what is going on and all he can do is gasp out a reservation code for me to pull up on my computer. I pull up the reservation and immediately begin to look through it trying to find what is so hilarious. And then I see the notes.

    In more detail then I will say it the notes on this reservation for 2 passengers states "passengers were denied boarding on flight and escorted from the airport for performig oral...favors...to each other in the waiting area".

    That is correct, they were in the WAITING AREA doing naught things to each other. Not in the bathroom, not secreted away in some hidey hole, but in the WAITING AREA! Not that if they were trying to hide it would make it ok in public but still!

    I had to read the notes three times to be sure I had read them correctly, but sure enough they never changed. I did indeed read what these two fine citizens were doing in public. And then of course this reservation was passed on to everyone in the office.

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    And then of course this reservation was passed on to everyone in the office.
    Of course...
    When I said "From my research", what I actually meant to say was "Made shit up" - from a thottbot thread

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    • #3
      Quoth SapphireSky View Post
      In more detail then I will say it the notes on this reservation for 2 passengers states "passengers were denied boarding on flight and escorted from the airport for performig oral...favors...to each other in the waiting area".

      That is correct, they were in the WAITING AREA doing naught things to each other. Not in the bathroom, not secreted away in some hidey hole, but in the WAITING AREA! Not that if they were trying to hide it would make it ok in public but still!

      I had to read the notes three times to be sure I had read them correctly, but sure enough they never changed. I did indeed read what these two fine citizens were doing in public. And then of course this reservation was passed on to everyone in the office.
      Of course, share and share a like is a MUST in these situations! It's like an unwritten law of the universe!!

      "Come fly the friendly skies" takes on a WHOLE new meaning...and so does "You are now free to move about the country" Not to mention "Delta is ready when you are."

      I'll stop now. Naughty Lupo...

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      • #4
        I presume it wasn't Virgin Airlines then...
        When I said "From my research", what I actually meant to say was "Made shit up" - from a thottbot thread

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        • #5
          I guess they were too eager to join the Mile High club.
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • #6
            Quoth Evil Queen View Post
            I guess they were too eager to join the Mile High club.
            However in their eagerness, they ejected early and never got off the ground...

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            • #7
              Quoth Evil Queen View Post
              I guess they were too eager to join the Mile High club.
              but EQ, you have to be a mile high for it to count

              oh we had a few reservations like that when I worked at the Heart Of Darkness (ie, central reservations) where we'd find reservations that were made online with blatantly false names, addresses, and some very unusual requests in the request field.
              If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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              • #8
                That's why they didn't make it into the club Smiley.
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #9
                  I recently had a couple of passengers who I thought were joining the mile high club...turns out that she was just puking her guts out
                  No longer a flight atttendant!

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                  • #10
                    only thing that comes to mind.... i don't suppose they caught it on the security tapes?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                      some very unusual requests in the request field.
                      Such as? Please, share with the class!

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                      Still A Customer."

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                      • #12
                        It brings a new meaning to sucky customers.
                        "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Jester View Post
                          Such as? Please, share with the class!
                          an attractive, large chested woman in the next seat?
                          "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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                          • #14
                            Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
                            an attractive, large chested woman in the next seat?
                            Ok, why don't we give him a woman with strong pectoral muscles?
                            "Otherwise you are free to keep putting your hope in leprechauns, horseshoes and unicorn farts."-Gravekeeper

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                            • #15
                              Quoth cinema guy View Post
                              It brings a new meaning to sucky customers.
                              Gives a whole new meaning to the term "sucky customers blow"
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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