A Humbling Couple of Weeks....

[Dilorenzo]

Beer, Bacon and Cursing.

Oh my god. This should totally be a thing. A lifestyle webpage for things people actually want.

[dalesys]

Beer, Bacon and Cursing Blasphemy.

Being alliterate is better than ill...

[AccountingDrone]

Grats!

Next time down you will have to make me a blindfolded mojito

[Jester]

Next time down you will have to make me a blindfolded mojito

Um, no. As I've said many times when describing that stunt, while it proved that I could do it (and do it well), that was the first AND THE LAST time I ever do it. It was amusing, it was hilarious, it was impressive....and it was a one time deal.

[AccountingDrone]

Um, no. As I've said many times when describing that stunt, while it proved that I could do it (and do it well), that was the first AND THE LAST time I ever do it. It was amusing, it was hilarious, it was impressive....and it was a one time deal.

OK, then how about a mojito with splenda

[just a regular one will be fine, I happen to like them. Well, also the white wine sangria made in the recently closed Brassas in Hartford.]

[Jester]

I have made several mojitos with Splenda. While I HATE doing it due to my personal views, on a professional level, I want my guests to be happy, and if that involves making a mojito with Splenda, then that's just what I'll do, damn it!

That....being....said.....when a woman last week asked me to add some coke to her wonderful rum cocktail, I handed her a separate cup of coke, telling her she could do it if she wanted, but I was just unable to do it without crying.

Her friends, and even her, laughed. Of course, I wasn't joking, but that's besides the point. (And no, that was not the first time I've done something like that, if you're wondering.)