I can't just give you a (blended $5 caramel drink) for free.
No, I sympathize. I really do. But the best I can give away is ice water. Any size. Or a 4 oz. sample cup.
No, I won't give you a dozen samples.
Sorry, I am the manager. There's nobody you can go over my head to for this.
Oh, you managed to find $2? That's actually great. I can work with that. I can make you a (much less fancy iced caramel drink) for only $1.73!
No, I won't just let you pay for (less than) half of a ($5 drink). You're going to have to give up on that dream.
And you're going to have to find some way to pay for those cookies your son is trying to hide. Or else put them back.
Excuse me, that ($5 chocolate drink) is for that man right behind you that paid for it. Whose name I just called. Yours is the ($2 one) with your name on it.
Allright bye now! Please don't hang out by the tip jar. I've already chased down one person who stole from us. Don't want to do a repeat performance.
No, I sympathize. I really do. But the best I can give away is ice water. Any size. Or a 4 oz. sample cup.
No, I won't give you a dozen samples.
Sorry, I am the manager. There's nobody you can go over my head to for this.
Oh, you managed to find $2? That's actually great. I can work with that. I can make you a (much less fancy iced caramel drink) for only $1.73!
No, I won't just let you pay for (less than) half of a ($5 drink). You're going to have to give up on that dream.
And you're going to have to find some way to pay for those cookies your son is trying to hide. Or else put them back.
Excuse me, that ($5 chocolate drink) is for that man right behind you that paid for it. Whose name I just called. Yours is the ($2 one) with your name on it.
Allright bye now! Please don't hang out by the tip jar. I've already chased down one person who stole from us. Don't want to do a repeat performance.
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