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Old 03-03-2021, 04:20 PM
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Old 03-11-2021, 09:43 PM
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The ancient Romans were very fond of penises. Little amulets of flying phalloi were very popular as good-luck charms, for instance. Plus the "herm" statues that were placed at intervals next to Roman roads were very often just a block with a head sculpted on top and a penis in the middle.

Not to mention penis decorations were used on bread ovens. Probably sympathetic magic to help the bread to rise.
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It's been hard for more than four hours. Should I contact my doctor?
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Old 03-15-2021, 02:50 PM
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