I am a pervert

[BroSCFischer]

...the sky is blue, the grass is green, skyscrapers are tall, and water is wet.

I'm sure these are all startling revelations.

SC

[Mikkel]

The ducks that live in the stream that borders the meadow opposite my house always seem to think that the middle of my lawn is the perfect place to get jiggy.....

That's fine to watch. Anybody knows that mallards are perverts .

[cashierbex]

The last time I went to the zoo with my family, we just HAPPENED to go in on the day that the giant tortoises decided to mate. Yeah....right in front of five-year-old kids

(to their credit, it looked more like the tortoise was giving the other tortoise a piggyback)

My roomate took her nephew to a "zoo" and got a picture of totoises doing the dirty. Apparently they made noises

[fireheart]

My roomate took her nephew to a "zoo" and got a picture of totoises doing the dirty. Apparently they made noises

Yeah, they tend to sound like someone who's constipated and trying to do a number two. I remember that sound too.

[Kara]

Yep, we're gonna have to start calling you Pirv now.

When I was in 5th grade I had my first sex-ed class. I asked my teacher, "but how do birds do it?" And she said, "The same way people do."

[blas]

I've seen full on bird orgies. Either that, or they were really having a fun time trying to fly as a foursome.

Irv, a perv? Never.

[Food Lady]

Wow, there's a whole world out there I've missed. And Irv the Perv *snerk*

[blas]

I didn't choose to see what I saw. There's so many birds around here, they hold trials and city council meetings in the bushes here.

[Pixilated]

Apparently it's not just young men's fancies that lightly turn to thoughts of love in the spring ...

Wow, there's a whole world out there I've missed. And Irv the Perv *snerk*

[Becks]

I present the following words: Milwaukee County Zoo and "naughty monkey island".

[Severen13]

....and your point?

[Dilorenzo]

"naughty monkey island".

Oh god. We the current crop of parody porn of movies/tv shows etc, now I can't help but think that a porn starring Guybrush Threepwood can't be far off.

[Merriweather]

Ok, I can beat that (sorry, no pun intended, honest).

Somewhere I have a video - animal porn. I was at the zoo, saw these cute little animals (can't recall what they were, something canine, small, huge ears, looked a bit like foxes), turned the camcorder on them, watching them so cute playing - then realized they weren't actually playing..... And yes, I turned the camera off and went on to the next exhibit to give them some privacy (and granddaughter did not get the film of the little doggies playing on her DVD to take home, either).

[Misanthropical]

I was under the impression that most of the people on this site are perverts. However, we are perverts in a good way.

[Mytical]

Merriweather..possibly Coyotes?