Why was the fireplace wet and sticky Christmas morning?
Santa came down the chimney.
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Which reindeer moonlights on another holiday?
Cupid
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Which reindeer is a cannibal?
Donner
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What's Santa's most valuable possession?
His list of naughty girls
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Santa was in a foul mood. The elves were on strike, the reindeer were showing symptoms of CJD, Disney was threatening to sue for copyright infringement if he even mentioned the word "Frozen" in connection with the North Pole.
An angel came in, carrying a small pine tree, and asked him "Santa, what do you want me to do with this tree?"
And that is why, to this day, there's an angel sitting on top of the Christmas tree.
Santa came down the chimney.
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Which reindeer moonlights on another holiday?
Cupid
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Which reindeer is a cannibal?
Donner
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What's Santa's most valuable possession?
His list of naughty girls
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Santa was in a foul mood. The elves were on strike, the reindeer were showing symptoms of CJD, Disney was threatening to sue for copyright infringement if he even mentioned the word "Frozen" in connection with the North Pole.
An angel came in, carrying a small pine tree, and asked him "Santa, what do you want me to do with this tree?"
And that is why, to this day, there's an angel sitting on top of the Christmas tree.