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    UM ... MY CAPSLOCK HAS ... LOCKED. AS YOU SEE. I CANNOT TYPE LOWER-CASE NO MATTER WHAT I DO. ANY SUGGESTIONS?? THINGS WERE NORMAL FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AND THEN ... THIS.

    KEYBOARD IS TOAST, MAYBE ... ?
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    ~ Mr Hero

  • #2
    Syrup seems more likely than toast...
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    • #3
      Quoth dalesys View Post
      Syrup seems more likely than toast...
      HAR ... HAR ... HAR ...
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      • #4
        Or maybe it violated Rule #1 and snorted some Coke...
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        • #5
          DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOU WITH MY ORTHOPEDIC SHOES ...

          I'VE TRIED GOOGLING IT AND I SEE MICROSOFT COMMUNITY HAS SOME SUGGESTIONS ... BUT WHEN I TRY TO SEE THEM, I GET A NOTICE SAYING MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN 'TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED' AND THEY NEED TO SEND A CODE TO MY PHONE ... SAY WHAT? THE WARNING CLAIMS THE PROBLEM IS WITH MY GMAIL ADDRESS, YET I CAN ACCESS THAT ADDRESS NO PROBLEM. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON THERE EITHER.
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          ~ Mr Hero

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          • #6
            sounds like the 'sticky keys' feature to me. try this:

            http://www.techadvisor.co.uk/how-to/...-keys-3512425/
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            • #7
              THANK YOU, ERICKEI ... BUT MY COMPUTER IS A MAC MINI. I DON'T THINK IT EVEN HAS THE 'STICKY KEYS' FUNCTION ON IT. WOULD MICROSOFT OFFICE HAVE THAT? I DO HAVE OFFICE FOR MACS INSTALLED.
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              • #8
                Have you power cycled it?
                Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
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                • #9
                  I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT ...
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                  ~ Mr Hero

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                  • #10
                    Complete power off. Not just a reboot.
                    Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
                    Save the Ales!
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                    • #11
                      SO ... TURN THE WHOLE MACHINE OFF FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT?

                      I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
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                      ~ Mr Hero

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                      • #12
                        Maybe a whipping boy computer... put it in the freezer for a few hours, pull it out covered in frost, and tell your bad prince(ss)let: "See what's going to happen to you!"
                        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                        • #13
                          I'LL JUST THREATEN THIS ONE WITH THE VACUUM, THANKS.

                          I JUST PULLED A COUPLE OF KEYS OFF TO SEE IF IT WAS DIRTY ...

                          HOLY JUMPING JEHOSHAPHAT IN A SIDECAR.

                          PRETTY SURE THERE IS HOSTILE ALIEN LIFE EVOLVING UNDER THOSE KEYS.

                          I MIGHT JUST GO TO STAPLES TOMORROW AND PICK UP A CHEAP KEYBOARD. I DON'T THINK EVEN A CAN OR TWO OF COMPRESSED AIR IS GOING TO SHIFT THIS MESS, UNLESS I TAKE THE KEYS OFF TWO OR THREE AT A TIME AND BLAST IT. AND THEN I'M NOT SURE IT'LL FIX THE PROBLEM.
                          Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
                          ~ Mr Hero

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                          • #14
                            Don't have to leave it off for the night. Just a few seconds.

                            However, it sound like you found the problem.
                            Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
                            Save the Ales!
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                            • #15
                              NO ...I STARTED PULLING THE CRAP OUT, ESPECIALLY AROUND THE CAPSLOCK KEY, AND AS YOU SEE, NOTHING'S CHANGED ... PERHAPS IT HAS DONE SOMETHING PERMANENT ...

                              I'LL TRY TURNING IT OFF AND LEAVING IT OFF FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SEE IF THAT HELPS.
                              Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
                              ~ Mr Hero

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