...because I am going to KILL my niece Bug!
Her mother, my best friend Neets, called me in utter tears today. Why?
Well, Bug's car died. The one that Neets gave her a while back. The one that Neets put thousands of dollars into. The one that Neets flew to Michigan to retrieve and drive back to Arizona after Bug carelessly and thoughtlessly just left it there. The one that Neets put in Bug's name (which in my mind was foolish).
So, since Bug's dad was going to GIVE her another car (don't ask me why--love the guy, but do not agree with everything he does, especially where it concerns Bug), Neets asked Bug if it would be alright to give the dead car to a friend of Neets who could repair it and use it. Said friend was down on his luck and could really use something like this. Bug agreed. Neets told Down on His Luck the good news. And then....Bug turned around and gave the car to her friend's drug dealer boyfriend. Basically slapping Neets, her own mother, in the face.
Now, this may not sound like that much in and of itself. And if this were an isolated incident, it wouldn't be. But the fact is, this is the straw that broke the camel's back, as Neets has basically made it clear to Bug that, if she goes through with this, that is it....Neets is done dealing with Bug, period. I.e., ending their relationship. Bug didn't blink, and went right along with giving the car to the drug dealing twerp, despite having been told that this would end her relationship with her own mother. Either she doesn't believe Neets, or she doesn't care. Either way, still kind of heartless and cold.
Well, what were the other things she did that brought us to this point? Well, a lot of this came out in my conversation with Neets, some of which I knew about, some of which I had no clue about. They include (but are in no way limited to):
--coming in to Neets' and Golf Boy's (Neets' husband, Bug's stepfather, great guy) house whenever she felt like it, despite having been told that she was not allowed to be there when Neets and GB weren't there.
--Lying to GB about various things in an effort to sow seeds of discord in GB's marriage to Neets.
--Stealing from her little sister's piggy bank. Her little sister, Bear, is 7 and (possibly) autistic. And she is STEALING MONEY from this little angel.
--having been hammered at a party on New Year's Eve. Now, she just gave birth in October, and I would never begrudge someone their right to have some fun, but she was out at a NYE party, smashed....with her infant son. Get a fucking babysitter. You do NOT bring your infant son to a fucking NYE party!
Now, Neets knows it was foolish to put the car in Bug's name, and regrets it, since now she has no legal recourse. (Had she kept the car in her own name, Bug could not have pulled this maneuver.) And at my insistence, Neets and GB are, today, getting their house re-keyed, and not giving Bug a key, so she can't continue to cause havoc (like stealing from her special needs sister) when they aren't around.
I swear, I want to kill this girl.
My other adult nieces, who drive me nuts for other reasons (one smokes pot and got caught in school with it--dumb move--and the other just moved to Michigan with her 42 year old boyfriend) seem far more awesome to me today because of the utter bullshit that Bug has been heaping on her mother lately.
For those of you that have been around for a while, you may remember Bug from about 3 years ago, when she had to have brain surgery to alleviate some bleeding in her brain. Despite having had brain surgery, this diva wench seems to be just as messed up in the head as she's ever been. And getting worse.
I actually said something to Neets that I never thought I would say. Comparing Bug to my unpleasant older sister, The Witch, I actually said "Bug's worse than The Witch." Shocking, but true. Say what you will about The Witch (and I certainly have), she may be a domineering, crass, unpleasant, rude, bitchy, controlling woman, but she is upfront, doesn't lie, doesn't attempt to fuck with people's lives or marriage, doesn't steal, and while she doesn't have children and does enjoy her drink, I cannot for the life of me imagine her EVER having the idiocy to take an infant to a NYE party.
My niece is horrible, and I may just have to kill her to make the world a better place.
ARGH!!!!
Her mother, my best friend Neets, called me in utter tears today. Why?
Well, Bug's car died. The one that Neets gave her a while back. The one that Neets put thousands of dollars into. The one that Neets flew to Michigan to retrieve and drive back to Arizona after Bug carelessly and thoughtlessly just left it there. The one that Neets put in Bug's name (which in my mind was foolish).
So, since Bug's dad was going to GIVE her another car (don't ask me why--love the guy, but do not agree with everything he does, especially where it concerns Bug), Neets asked Bug if it would be alright to give the dead car to a friend of Neets who could repair it and use it. Said friend was down on his luck and could really use something like this. Bug agreed. Neets told Down on His Luck the good news. And then....Bug turned around and gave the car to her friend's drug dealer boyfriend. Basically slapping Neets, her own mother, in the face.
Now, this may not sound like that much in and of itself. And if this were an isolated incident, it wouldn't be. But the fact is, this is the straw that broke the camel's back, as Neets has basically made it clear to Bug that, if she goes through with this, that is it....Neets is done dealing with Bug, period. I.e., ending their relationship. Bug didn't blink, and went right along with giving the car to the drug dealing twerp, despite having been told that this would end her relationship with her own mother. Either she doesn't believe Neets, or she doesn't care. Either way, still kind of heartless and cold.
Well, what were the other things she did that brought us to this point? Well, a lot of this came out in my conversation with Neets, some of which I knew about, some of which I had no clue about. They include (but are in no way limited to):
--coming in to Neets' and Golf Boy's (Neets' husband, Bug's stepfather, great guy) house whenever she felt like it, despite having been told that she was not allowed to be there when Neets and GB weren't there.
--Lying to GB about various things in an effort to sow seeds of discord in GB's marriage to Neets.
--Stealing from her little sister's piggy bank. Her little sister, Bear, is 7 and (possibly) autistic. And she is STEALING MONEY from this little angel.
--having been hammered at a party on New Year's Eve. Now, she just gave birth in October, and I would never begrudge someone their right to have some fun, but she was out at a NYE party, smashed....with her infant son. Get a fucking babysitter. You do NOT bring your infant son to a fucking NYE party!
Now, Neets knows it was foolish to put the car in Bug's name, and regrets it, since now she has no legal recourse. (Had she kept the car in her own name, Bug could not have pulled this maneuver.) And at my insistence, Neets and GB are, today, getting their house re-keyed, and not giving Bug a key, so she can't continue to cause havoc (like stealing from her special needs sister) when they aren't around.
I swear, I want to kill this girl.
My other adult nieces, who drive me nuts for other reasons (one smokes pot and got caught in school with it--dumb move--and the other just moved to Michigan with her 42 year old boyfriend) seem far more awesome to me today because of the utter bullshit that Bug has been heaping on her mother lately.
For those of you that have been around for a while, you may remember Bug from about 3 years ago, when she had to have brain surgery to alleviate some bleeding in her brain. Despite having had brain surgery, this diva wench seems to be just as messed up in the head as she's ever been. And getting worse.
I actually said something to Neets that I never thought I would say. Comparing Bug to my unpleasant older sister, The Witch, I actually said "Bug's worse than The Witch." Shocking, but true. Say what you will about The Witch (and I certainly have), she may be a domineering, crass, unpleasant, rude, bitchy, controlling woman, but she is upfront, doesn't lie, doesn't attempt to fuck with people's lives or marriage, doesn't steal, and while she doesn't have children and does enjoy her drink, I cannot for the life of me imagine her EVER having the idiocy to take an infant to a NYE party.
My niece is horrible, and I may just have to kill her to make the world a better place.
ARGH!!!!
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