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Old 09-23-2019, 04:59 AM
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Sunday morning after my audit shift I had two gentleman come into the breakfast room wearing nothing but boots and speedos. I had to politely let them know that this was like being in a restaurant - no shirt no service. Both of them complied and left - but really who shows up for breakfast dressed like that?

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Old 09-23-2019, 06:04 AM
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Bogans? Otherwise I got nothin'.

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Old 09-24-2019, 01:17 PM
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Aussie for redneck
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Old 09-25-2019, 10:15 PM
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Aussie for redneck
Bogans are another level of dumb beyond a redneck. Amazingly bogans are celebrated in Australia and have many tributes to them published. There are TV shows (made in Australia for local consumption) that are based on bogan characters.

This is the Wikipedia entry on them.

Sadly I live in a town that has a reputation of being bogan central. There is a higher number of them here so I have some experience.

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Old 09-26-2019, 01:25 AM
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Yes, I know (Aussie here) - I was suggesting that as a possibility, not requesting a definition

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Old 09-23-2019, 06:21 AM
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Not that I usually have any objection to chipolatas at breakfast, but....
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Old 09-23-2019, 12:43 PM
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"My Manwich! My speedos...!!!" [cookies for ref]

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Old 09-23-2019, 01:17 PM
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Not that I usually have any objection to chipolatas at breakfast, but....
But you'd prefer my foot long jumbo sausage?
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Old 09-23-2019, 04:23 PM
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But you'd prefer my foot long jumbo sausage?
Does it plump when you warm it up?
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Old 09-23-2019, 12:50 PM
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I can't imagine ANYWHERE a budgie smuggler is appropriate breakfast attire except a swim-up bar
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