What a morning...

[toolbert]

good lord, I think PJ's customers have some to my store this morning...

SC: So, this Wi-Fi card here, which models does it work with?
ME: The E2, T5, blah, blah, blah.
SC: Well, I have an E2, will it work with that?
ME: o.O; Yes...
SC: And that will work?
ME: O.o; Umm...yes....?
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SC: Can I use bluetooth to listen to music?
ME: Yes, but you need two things to make it work. You need a BT stereo headset and this program to make your device trick its BT card to send out a stereo signal.
SC: So, I can use this headset here? *points at a mono, phone headset*
ME: No, it must be Stereo. We don't carry any here, but I think you can find some down the street at *random stores*
SC: But that's a BT headset, it must work!
ME: No...it won't work that way.
SC: Stop lieing to me (O.O), I know it'll work.
ME: STEREO ONLY! the program you need will only work with a stereo headset!
SC: Well, then how much does your stereo one cost
ME: We...don't...carry...them...
SC: But you told me you did!

It can only get better today, I hope...

[chainedbarista]

It can only get better today, I hope...

*GASP* how dare you show optimism! you know they'll only ask dumber questions!



seriously...it's kind of like calling a coffee shop and asking,'do you sell coffee?'

no, we sell tools; the name is a purposely misleading front!