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  • Maxine's Sister

    Thought of the day from Maxine's sister!

    What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

    Answer:
    Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
    "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons" - Douglas Adams
    "If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off . . . " - unknown

  • #2
    Oh man, that is just so wrong!

    Who's the idiot mod who approved this one? Oh right... it was me.


    I normally put my jokes in their own thread, but I think this one relates to yours.

    What is the definition of "conceited?"

    A mosquito, floating down the river, on his back, with an erection, yelling, "Raise the drawbridge!"
    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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    • #3
      That was friggin hillarious!!!

      Yeah, I had to do some reading and decided not to post quite a few because of their naughty content.

      What can I say? I'm a woman that loves the dirty jokes!!

      Phoenix - more jokes to come on Monday!!
      "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons" - Douglas Adams
      "If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off . . . " - unknown

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      • #4
        One more for the man-embarrassing jokes!

        An elephant and a naked man are talking to each other.

        The elephant says, "Sure it's cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"
        I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

        Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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