I lurked so much I decided to join

[otter]

Hello everyone! My name is Otter. I started reading this site, read so many old stories, and came back so often that I decided to join. I had a brief stint selling faucet nozzles at a fair a couple times as a young'un, as well as squirrel feeders and as 'stocker and veggie peeler' for a mandolin booth. My job now isn't nearly as much retail, but I tell you, when you're on watch and you get an officer who wants to do what he wants, even if its not allowed; well, that's fun. For me.

Anyway, hello!

[EricKei]

Welcome Aboard!!

[iradney]

Welcome! The washrooms are down the hall, the jumping castle is outside and there's gonna be face painting soon!

[XCashier]

Welcome! The washrooms are down the hall, the jumping castle is outside and there's gonna be face painting soon!

Don't forget bacon, cookies, bacon cookies and lots of brain bleach.

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[Jay 2K Winger]

Welcome to CS.com, otter.

Surrender your pants.

[otter]

Thanks guys! And too late, Jay. I like to be comfortable.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Thanks guys! And too late, Jay. I like to be comfortable.

So what if you're comfortable? That you're not wearing any is irrelevant. Surely, you have some in your wardrobe.

So, I reiterate--

Surrender your pants.

[otter]

I go through life pantless! Parade in my underwear! Stroll along the boulevard in my pantaloons!

[Food Lady]

Welcome! There's no going back....

[wolfie]

This board has users in both Britain and North America. Are we referring to North American pants (trousers to Brits) or British pants (underpants on this side of the pond)?

BTW, I hope everyone knows that you don't need (North American) pants for the victory dance. Cookies for reference.

[otter]

Well I did say i paraded in my underwear

[Jay 2K Winger]

This board has users in both Britain and North America. Are we referring to North American pants (trousers to Brits) or British pants (underpants on this side of the pond)?

Yes.

Surrender your pants.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Before I choose whether or not to imagine any CS member parading in their underwear,I need to know
1.Amount of sagginess of CS member
2.Amount of hairiness of CS member
3.Amount of trauma/delight that will be caused by imagining them doing such....

[otter]

I think Jay wants everyone parading in their alltogether, so he can have all the pants. Of any type.

Jay, have you sought counseling for this pants obsession?

[Jay 2K Winger]

I think Jay wants everyone parading in their alltogether, so he can have all the pants. Of any type.

Jay, have you sought counseling for this pants obsession?

Four out of five voices in my head say I'm fine and don't need therapy.

We have the fifth locked in the naughty locker until he learns his lesson.