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  • A horrifyingly bad knock knock joke

    Person #1: Knock Knock
    Person #2: Who's there?
    Person #1: Interrupting Coefficient of Friction
    Person #2: Interrupting Coefficient of Fric-
    Person #1 (Interrupting): Mü!

  • #2
    (this one works better if you say it out loud)

    What's the most important part of comedy timing? I'm sorry, I'll say that again. What's the most important part of comedy? Timing.

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    • #3
      I did warn it was horrifyingly bad didn't I?

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      • #4
        Yes you did.


        The best knock-knock joke ever was on Banzai (crazy UK TV show done by Japanese people, where you had to bet on weird stuff like which window a tea set was thrown out of or which gimp will be first down the waterslide)

        Knock knock.
        Who's there?
        Doctor.
        Doctor who?
        Yes, it's Doctor Who. But which one? Place bets now! (and the audience had to guess which former Doctor Who actor was at the door)

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        • #5
          I bet it wasn't Hartnell, Troughton or Pertwee.

          God rest their souls.
          "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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          • #6
            Quoth cinema guy View Post
            I bet it wasn't Hartnell, Troughton or Pertwee.

            God rest their souls.
            It was Colin Baker, although hard to recognise now since he's gone bald and put on a lot of weight.

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