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  • #1

    "gentlemen's clubs"

    We have been super slow, so the SCs are few, but this lovely phone call happened tonight!

    Me: *answers phone*
    SC: Hi, yeah do you have a room starting tomorrow night for 3 days?
    Me: Let me see...yes we sure do.
    SC: cool ...... (guy mumbled)party....??? (I thought he may have mentioned a room to party in, so I was about to give him a speal, but...)
    Me: I'm sorry????
    SC: Are there any good places to party there?
    Me: Uh yeah there are a whole bunch of good clubs open, specially on the weekend. So you needed a room until Monday morning?
    SC: yep
    Me: Okay, and how many beds did you need?
    SC: one
    Me: smoking or non?
    SC: non's good
    Me: Okay we do have that available, did you have any discounts like tripple A?
    SC: uh.......................yeah I gots tripple A
    Me: Okay, and how many adults?
    SC: Just one
    Me: Okay the rate is 89.10+tax per night
    SC: Wow, that's a cheap rate. Sounds good. Say, are they any gentlemen's clubs there?

    *offside note* I still remember the first time someone asked about local "gentlemen's clubs". It took me a second and then *ding* he means a nudy bar"! I personally HATE when it's asked like that, btw. Let's be frank here, they are strip joints. If they were real gentlemen's clubs they wouldn't allow women now would they? Idiots...

    Me: (did not skip a beat, cuz I am not ashamed) Yes, we have two in the area (they are outside city limits)
    SC: GREAT! Well...thank you! *click*

    *I swear to G-d! I have recieved the exact same phone call at least every month. This guy hung up so fast. He seemed really interested in the "cheap rate"...but...noooo! Ever feel like you think someone was trying to pull a fast one? I do.
    When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---
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  • #2
    *snicker* Here in Vegas, they are literally called "Gentlemen's Clubs". Classify themselves as such. It's on all the signs and junk. Right along side the "full nude" and "best topless in town" lures.

    The "male revues" aren't nearly as well advertised (save the two biggest ones).
    "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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    • #3
      Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
      The "male revues" aren't nearly as well advertised (save the two biggest ones).
      ROAD TRIP! Who's coming?!
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #4
        Yeah where the heck are the Ladies Clubs huh? AND I don't mean sewing club or romance book club either!!!!
        When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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        • #5
          Technically, only the 'upper class' ones are supposed to be called Gentleman's Clubs.

          True Gentleman's Clubs are the ones which feature extremely attractive female servers/bartenders, a discreet atmosphere and high quality food/alcohol. They mostly exist in the major cities; high-powered businessmen like to conduct business deals while wining and dining their clients in these places.

          The smaller, cheaper, more raunchy clubs are considered 'strip joints'.


          I know this from a good friend who has worked in both.
          Because as we all know, on the Internet all men are men, all women are men and all children are FBI agents.

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          • #6
            Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
            ROAD TRIP! Who's coming?!
            ooh, count me in... I've always wanted to go to Vegas (ok, so I've actually been there once... but that hardly counts, I got in at about midnight, performed in a brass ensemble at UNLV at 9 in the morning and left at noon, that is not visiting Vegas)... and yes, I did grow up in Reno which makes it even stranger that I've never been to Vegas. Then again, I've lived in Salt Lake for 3 years and never been to Park City... anyway, back on topic, did someone say Male Revue and Road Trip
            If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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            • #7
              "Male Revue"? I might be old but I'm in! Road trip to Vegas coming right up!

              I prefer a more honest naming of those places than "Gentlemans Club" like when you roll along on the interstate around the West Virginia/Ohio/Pennsylvania borders and see flashing signs offering "Free Food, Cheap Drinks, Nude Women Next Exit" And what's up with Amish country? Every time we roll through there half the places are quaint old timey Amish stores and the other half are porn stores!?! The Amish must love their porn!

              /threadjack
              "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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              • #8
                Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                ROAD TRIP! Who's coming?!
                I'm in, just have to work out how to do a road trip over water.
                If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                • #9
                  Quoth Nyoibo View Post
                  I'm in, just have to work out how to do a road trip over water.
                  with this

                  If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                  • #10
                    Nah, rather use a submacopter
                    http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1294
                    The report button - not just for decoration

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                    • #11
                      Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                      ROAD TRIP! Who's coming?!
                      When are we leaving?

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                      • #12
                        I think I'll take the Bond car, I always loved that one.
                        If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                        • #13
                          Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
                          The "male revues" aren't nearly as well advertised (save the two biggest ones).
                          I would imagine one of those was the one my sister in law's bridal party attended when the family went for my brother's wedding.
                          I think they went the day the guys went to the Star Trek Experience, which was closed for a wedding, including costumed wedding guests.
                          I commented to the rest of the guys, "Geez, that's sad..."
                          And my brother replied, "It's not like there aren't groups you hang out with who costume."
                          "I call murder on that!"

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                          • #14
                            Luckily no one has asked me at the library (in person or phone) where the nearest nudy bars/ Gentleman's Clubs are. If you ever come to Houston, you will find them on Westheimer and Richmond, by the Galleria. Also by the airports.

                            Oh, [threadjack] there is La Bares, aimed at women. I worked at some charlenten's office where people get their scalp cleaned and hair grows (about 9 months worth or treatment). Two male strippers were customers. One was always smiling and had a Snoopy watch. The other was broody. Both were built like brick outhouses. Nice muscles but not overly done. The guy I worked with was shameless. He would hit on any pretty woman, and the guy with the Snoopy watch brought his (sterotypical dumb) blonde girlfriend. When the customer was in the back for treatment, the boss would hit on the girlfriend. Another time one of the poor divorcees (with a brood of kids and my goodness she was so plain) saw one of the stripper guys, she had hotflashes. Hee.
                            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                            I wish porn had subtitles.

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                            • #15
                              Whoo! I get more people to shuttle around town. ^^

                              So, Chippendales or Thunder Down Under? (The two biggest "male revues".)

                              Quoth ThePhoneGoddess View Post
                              Technically, only the 'upper class' ones are supposed to be called Gentleman's Clubs.

                              True Gentleman's Clubs are the ones which feature extremely attractive female servers/bartenders, a discreet atmosphere and high quality food/alcohol. They mostly exist in the major cities; high-powered businessmen like to conduct business deals while wining and dining their clients in these places.

                              The smaller, cheaper, more raunchy clubs are considered 'strip joints'.


                              I know this from a good friend who has worked in both.
                              Maybe, but Prostitution is also illegal in Vegas, but I haven't seen any crackdowns on the "escort" services advertised on every street corner and half the trucks on the Strip.

                              Quoth thehippie777 View Post
                              Yeah where the heck are the Ladies Clubs huh? AND I don't mean sewing club or romance book club either!!!!
                              We call them "male revues". Maybe to thinly conceal the fact that wimmins go to those things?
                              "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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