I am not a bot.

[SqueakerBot]

Really. I'm not. I'm a life-form lower than bots: I'm a CS major (which to me still means Computer Science) trying desperately to get a job, pass all classes, and pay rent without amassing too much debt. xkcd.com summed up my personality perfectly with a shirt that says "Not antisocial, just shy. It's ok to talk to me."

[RetailWorkhorse]

Thanks! I now have Boten Anna in my head.

Welcome to the Boards. I'm RW and I offer bacon-cookies! EQ (Evil Queen) has chocolate chip cookies, Jester has the liquor, and Ralerin has the ever-necessary Brain Bleach.

[Plaidman]

I'm the residental jerk man. I give jerky. ... Err. And Cats. I meow alot.

Welcome to boards. Have fun.

[Green_Fairy]

yay new person!

[RetailWorkhorse]

I'm the residental jerk man. I give jerky. ... Err. And Cats. I meow alot.

Welcome to boards. Have fun.

*SPAZ*

I swear you're stalking me sometimes.

[SG15Z]

Don't eat RW's bacon-cookies! Why? Um, because I said so!

And so I can have them all to myself! Muahahahahahaha!

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[RetailWorkhorse]

And so I can have them all to myself! Muahahahahahaha!

So THAT'S where all my cookies got off to....bad SG, bad bad SG. *Thwacks with the funny pages*

[Magpie]

So THAT'S where all my cookies got off to....bad SG, bad bad SG. *Thwacks with the funny pages*

I guess you're just going to have to bake us some more .

[SG15Z]

So THAT'S where all my cookies got off to....bad SG, bad bad SG. *Thwacks with the funny pages*

[RetailWorkhorse]

I guess you're just going to have to bake us some more .

That was my last batch of bacon. I has no mo'e.

-_-

[SqueakerBot]

Oh please. *Hands out bowls of everything but the sink icecream homemade with liquid nitrogen* This is so much better. No offense to the bacon cookie provider.