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    Supposedly, kindergartners beat business men in this one.

    A) How do you fit a Giraffe into a fridge?
    B) How do you fit an Elephant into a fridge?
    C) The Lion king holds a huge animal conference. All the animals attend except one - Who didn't go and why?
    D) You need to cross an Alligator infested river. There are no bridges/ropes/stones and you cannot get upstream or downstream. How do you get across?
    "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
    Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & Squeaksmyalias

  • #2
    Well, for A and B, the usual way was to use a chainsaw and a raincoat.

    (I used to work at the zoo. Thankfully, I worked in horticulture.)

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    • #3
      RK - I'm disturbingly intrigued - Deceased animal storage I'm guessing?

      But in this case no :P
      "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
      Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & Squeaksmyalias

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      • #4
        Quoth ApolloSZ View Post
        Supposedly, kindergartners beat business men in this one.

        A) How do you fit a Giraffe into a fridge?
        You open the door and put him in.

        B) How do you fit an Elephant into a fridge?
        You open the door, take out the giraffe, and put in the elephant.

        C) The Lion king holds a huge animal conference. All the animals attend except one - Who didn't go and why?
        The elephant, because he's still in the fridge.

        D) You need to cross an Alligator infested river. There are no bridges/ropes/stones and you cannot get upstream or downstream. How do you get across?
        I'll be honest and say I don't remember this one. I should, though... Wait...

        Take the boat, right?

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        • #5
          Hmm, I've heard a rude one about that... --> You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. <--

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          • #6
            A. Open the fridge and put it in
            B. Idem Open the fridge and put it in
            C. The giraffe or the Elephant cause they were locked in the fridge
            D. Walk over their backs

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            • #7
              D. Swim, the alligators are at the animal confrence.
              What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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              • #8
                Kia - You win 3/4 of the internets, no boats
                Parrot - You win the other 1/4
                "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
                Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & Squeaksmyalias

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                • #9
                  If all the alligators are at the conference then the river really isn't "alligator infested", is it?
                  Quote Dalesys:
                  ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                  • #10
                    A: Open the door and put it in.

                    B: Take the giraffe out first.

                    C: The elephant - he's in the fridge.

                    D: Just wade across, they're at the conference.

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                    • #11
                      If your out of your home does it stop being your home? :P
                      "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
                      Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & Squeaksmyalias

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