Quoth LillFilly
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What is about the weirdest thing a customer has said to you?
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Sorry, my love cannot be bought. And if it could, you obviously don't have enough in your account to do so.
~Do not pass go, Do not collect $200. You lose, my friend, you lose~
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One I get all the time
"do you guys have rooms"
... no, no we don't... we just put up the sign saying (name) hotel to confuse you... if you want rooms you have to go down the street, into the alley, and ask for a man named 'bubba'If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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Quoth RestaurantDude View Post"Is this water gluten free?"
"Yes ma'am, I'm pretty sure our water does not contain any wheat-base products. Anything else I can do for you?"
That is hilarious.
Quoth LillFilly View PostI've often been asked if I will be going to school and finally getting a real job.
Um, my job pays me, it's pretty real.The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth gremcint View Postnot to me but person next to me: that is the sexiest fungus I've ever seen
Like this?
Or this?
What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper
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I didn't actually hear this first hand from the customer, but I was there when it happened... And I wish I had the imagination to make such a thing up.
They ordered a pizza. But they were allergic to flour, see? So they wanted it cooked to burnt toast levels.
Apparently allergic reactions don't matter if things are cooked solid.3 Basic rules for ordering food.
- Order from the menu.
- If you order something that will take some time to cook, then be prepared to wait.
- Don't talk about Fight Club.
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Quoth Sir Spaniard the 12th View PostThey ordered a pizza. But they were allergic to flour, see? So they wanted it cooked to burnt toast levels.
Apparently allergic reactions don't matter if things are cooked solid.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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