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  • Sucky Movie Set Tales (long, multiple stories)

    After I left ships, we lived in Vancouver for a few years and I worked in local theatre and movie sets occasionally doing wardrobe. To make ends meet between jobs, my husband (PixelJockey) and I were also occasionally extras. Here are a few stories


    You Don’t Get to Choose
    I was dressing some extras on a made-for-tv movie. The clothing was all picked out ahead of time. The director wanted to make a cameo in the movie and wanted a hot younger girl on his arm (director was about 65 – cute extra around 30). We had “Trophy Wife’s” measurements from the casting company and her outfit was picked out and ready to go when she got there. Cute tight jeans, knee high leather boots, halter top with built in boobs, and some really nice jewelry.

    I’m pretty sure the extra that came in actually was a bored trophy wife – she came in wearing pretty much the same thing and had the right attitude. I gave her the outfit and showed her where the hair and makeup trailer was (normally extras don’t get hair and makeup unless it’s a zombie movie or something like that, but the director wanted her “smoking!”). She looked at the outfit and looked at me, puzzled.

    SE: Sucky Extra
    ME: Not getting paid enough to deal with this attitude

    SE: Where are my other outfits?
    ME: I’m not sure what your agency told you, but you are only in one scene for half a minute. There are no costume changes.
    SE: Yes, but I need to have more than one outfit to choose from. What if I don’t like how this looks?
    ME: That will up to the director to decide. He and the designer have picked this out for you and this is what you’ll be wearing. Once we get on set and under the lighting, there is a possibility he may change his mind and we have some options available if that happens.
    SE: Can’t I just see those now and pick what I want?
    ME: Sorry, that is not how this works.
    SE: But what if it’s not flattering to by body type???

    At this point I rolled my eyes and walked back into the wardrobe trailer. You’re an extra! You’re being paid $10/hour for 14 hours and you are only working for 1 of them.

    Afterwards she asked if she could keep them.

    Those People
    This one ticked me off.

    Was an extras costumer on a large blockbuster. A downtown Vancouver alley had been turned into Shanghai and 95% of the extras were Asian (almost all of them Canadian born, and ALL of them spoke and understood English). There were a few Caucasian extras who were dressed as tourists. It was December and snowing/raining – it was not winter in the movie. My main job (along with 7 others) was to run out between takes and give large groups umbrellas to huddle under while we wiped their jackets dry and brushed snow out of their hair. Yes….I used to get paid to do that for 18 hours a day.

    We start filming. First “cut” is called and we run out. A large gazebo had been built, so many extras just huddled underneath it. We handed out the umbrellas and get to work drying everyone as best we can. A co-worker notices one blonde lady standing a few feet away from the gazebo, letting herself get soaked. We were under strict instructions to give umbrellas to groups as there weren’t that many to go around. Co-worker asks her to either get into the gazebo (lots of room), or jump under an umbrella with another group. Her response:

    “I’m not getting within a foot of those people”. (said in a tone as if she were talking about cockroaches).

    I think all of our jaws dropped. What were you expecting when the call came to be “a tourist in modern day China”? Also, you live in Vancouver. Get over it.

    I’ve never seen someone kicked off a set so fast. Luckily we had only done one take and didn’t have to keep her around for continuality. She even made an 80 year old lady cry.


    Don’t Look At Me!
    Worked on a really crappy direct to DVD movie that starred an actress who hasn’t done much of anything since the mid 90’s. She used to be hot stuff and even won an Oscar, but her career is in the toilet now and I can’t name anything she’s been in over the last 10 years except this film (and that’s only because I was an extra in it).

    The extras get gathered together before we move to set and a Production Assistant announces that “You will not look at Ms. Star. You will not talk to Ms. Star. You will not go anywhere near Ms. Star. You will not ask Ms. Star for an autograph or picture!” - funny enough, we were doing a large crowded Christmas mall scene where a lot of people had to bump past her.

    Most people who do extra work in this town have worked on MUCH bigger pictures than this…..with much better actresses. I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many people roll their eyes at once.

    (as a side note – My husband and I were both on set this night and while the mall was closed, stores were open so it could look like people were shopping. I pointed out a sweater I LOVED to hubby. Ms. Star was about 3 feet away. I talked to the sales lady since there was only one left, but she said they couldn’t do anything about it tonight, but she would hold it for me and I could come in and buy it tomorrow. Went back the next day and no shirt. Apparently Ms. Star went into the store after I did and wanted the shirt, so the sales lady sold it to her. Arrrgggg!)

    Screeching Banshee Extra
    This was my first ‘professional’ job (ie. a Union job that paid well) We were filming a Christmas movie in July, which makes everyone bitch because they need to look like their bundled up when it’s 35 degrees outside. The night was automatically off to a bad start. Sitting in a tent with around 200 extras and in walks an Extra’s Wrangler who has been told by the director to find 20 extra’s who know the lyrics to Oh Holy Night so they can lip sync it behind one of the main actresses. This wrangler must have been new because instead of just quietly asking around and grabbing the first few that said yes, he announce it loudly. Quite a few extra’s are wannabe stars just looking for their big break, so immediately 80 people break out into song. Wrangler looks terrified and grabs the first 20 people he can and books it out of there.

    The filming starts and those who are singing are allowed to sing along with the actress to the playback, since none of the live singing will be used. This one girl starts singing at the top of her lungs….obviously trying to impress the actress who is also a well know Broadway star. Take after take this girl just screeches away and tries to inch her way from the side to dead center. During a break, she is escorted off the set. Her name is taken down and was then probably passed around to other production companies – you can’t pull crap like that. Doubt she’ll ever be an extra again, let alone a ‘star’.

    It was a great night after that. One of the lead actors played Simon Says with all the extras and crew between takes to help keep us entertained at 3 in the morning. He was awesome and one of the best actors I ever had the chance to meet. His co-star was a bit of a childhood crush of mine and turned out to be the world’s biggest douche bag. I ended up coughing the fake snow out of my lungs for the next 2 weeks though – that can’t be healthy.
    Last edited by CruiseShipGirl; 06-05-2012, 07:09 PM. Reason: I apparently can't spell

  • #2
    Its interesting to know that SCs exist on movie sets as well. As far as the childhood crush, you know what they say:

    "Don't meet your heroes"

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    • #3
      You don't even have to meet your heroes to be disillusioned, LOL. I had a serious crush on an actor which lasted until I saw him doing an interview on a talk show. He was an absolute jerk: kept looking at his watch, shifting in his chair, making really stupid comments ...

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      • #4
        When I lived in CA, I was an extra on a few films and TV movies. Most boring job ever! It's mostly just waiting around for hours for 20 seconds of work time. But it was interesting watching how the films were made.
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          Afterwards she asked if she could keep them.


          That happened to my bf with a model he worked with. Only she didn't ask.


          One of my college roommates said she got to be an extra in a movie though. I think she was disappointed though cos she only earned a few dollars - and the daily parking fee was more than what she earned.

          I ended up coughing the fake snow out of my lungs for the next 2 weeks though – that can’t be healthy.
          It probably isn't. If you watch SG-1 you'll see that they suddenly "stabilize" the stargaze so that you don't end up frozen when you go through. The real reason was that they found out the fake ice they were putting on the actors' faces was toxic.
          Last edited by PepperElf; 06-05-2012, 05:28 PM.

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          • #6
            Quoth PepperElf View Post
            :...One of my college roommates said she got to be an extra in a movie though. I think she was disappointed though cos she only earned a few dollars - and the daily parking fee was more than what she earned.
            ....
            The first extra job I had, for an after school special, (anyone remember those? lol)
            was supposed to pay 35 dollars for the day but it went into overtime and I got $70.00. On the way home, my car died on the 5 freeway, 2 miles from my home.
            The tow truck cost EXACTLY $70.00! lol
            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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            • #7
              Quoth PepperElf View Post
              It probably isn't. If you watch SG-1 you'll see that they suddenly "stabilize" the stargaze so that you don't end up frozen when you go through. The real reason was that they found out the fake ice they were putting on the actors' faces was toxic.
              Yeah, probably the same stuff from the same company since SG-1 was filmed nearby. Can’t be any worse than most of the dyes we use to breakdown clothing (ie. make it look old/worn). Most of those say right on them that they can cause cancer. I always brought my own respirator, but there was one non-union TV show I worked on where the designer figured it would be fine if we just used them outside. That’s right lady, spread the nice cancer around for others to enjoy as well. I wish I would have said something, but it was one of my first jobs and everyone else seemed fine with it. Too chicken s*#t to rock the boat.

              Quoth Pixilated View Post
              You don't even have to meet your heroes to be disillusioned, LOL. I had a serious crush on an actor which lasted until I saw him doing an interview on a talk show. He was an absolute jerk: kept looking at his watch, shifting in his chair, making really stupid comments ...
              Yeah, I learned really quick that "movie stars" are just like everyone else - some are awesome and some are complete tools.

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              • #8
                Quoth PepperElf View Post
                One of my college roommates said she got to be an extra in a movie though. I think she was disappointed though cos she only earned a few dollars - and the daily parking fee was more than what she earned.
                I learned pretty early that the best way to do it is through an extra’s agency. They take 10-15%, but they get you better pay. There was one movie I worked on that had advertised for extra’s on craigslist and kijiji. Those guys got $75 for the day. They didn’t have enough, so they hired others from an agency. They got their standard pay (starts at $10/hour and goes up if you’re unionized). Since it was a 15 hour day, it went into time and a half for the agency workers. That really pissed off the $75 people and some of them ended up leaving. Not sure how it worked in other cities, but in Vancouver I never saw anyone ever have to pay for parking. Even if we were downtown, they would park you for free further away and shuttle you into the circus.

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                • #9
                  Quoth CruiseShipGirl View Post
                  Yeah, I learned really quick that "movie stars" are just like everyone else - some are awesome and some are complete tools.
                  I have yet to meet any movie stars (though I list of quite a few that I'd probably die of 'squee' if I ever met them), but I've noticed this is also true of musicians. A couple years ago, I went to a Ten Tenors concert, and they did meet-and-greets after the show. They were all very awesome and wonderful (one of them even stayed well after the lobby had emptied to talk with my mom and me while we were waiting for my dad to come pick us up, which was amazing ), except for one.

                  I told him how much I loved the show, and he was just like 'Uh huh. That's nice'. Not really listening. And while he was in the middle of signing the CD I'd bought, this rather leggy blonde walked by and he stops everything to chat/flirt with her for a bit. Maybe I'm just weird, but I thought that was a bit rude of him.
                  "Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)

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                  • #10
                    Gah, that first one! Honey, we're not dressing you, we're dressing a character. Who has no name. Who's in maybe 15 seconds of the movie. Get over yourself.

                    Also, I used to work at a theater where our Christmas Carol set included 6 inches of fake snow all over the stage. It looked gorgeous, but when I first started there, the snow they were using tracked EVERYWHERE. Actors told of finding it in their cars 6 months later. Housekeeping had to vacuum it up all over the building. Pants and skirt hems had to be machine stitched, otherwise they got full of snow and looked padded. When we unpacked the show in the fall, snow would fall out of the shoes. After a few years, they found a different snow made of shredded plastic that tracked a lot less and still looked fantastic.
                    Last edited by Draper Mel; 06-06-2012, 01:13 AM. Reason: added story about snow
                    "If you pray very hard, you can become a cat person." -Angela, "The Office"

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                    • #11
                      Quoth CruiseShipGirl View Post
                      I ended up coughing the fake snow out of my lungs for the next 2 weeks though – that can’t be healthy.
                      Probably healthier than it staying in them....
                      Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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                      • #12
                        Quoth emax4 View Post
                        Its interesting to know that SCs exist on movie sets as well. As far as the childhood crush, you know what they say:

                        "Don't meet your heroes"
                        I met mine, he was still awesome!

                        Invisatext here:Marc Singer, met at GenCon, chatted for a bit, did a few epic poses from "V"
                        Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Pixilated View Post
                          You don't even have to meet your heroes to be disillusioned, LOL. I had a serious crush on an actor which lasted until I saw him doing an interview on a talk show. He was an absolute jerk: kept looking at his watch, shifting in his chair, making really stupid comments ...
                          Yeah, I can think of three actors I always liked, but in the last few years have made a**es of themselves. One showed how sexist he was, one showed how racist he was, and the other seems to have been a closeted lunatic

                          Madness takes it's toll....
                          Please have exact change ready.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Merriweather View Post
                            Yeah, I can think of three actors I always liked, but in the last few years have made a**es of themselves. One showed how sexist he was, one showed how racist he was, and the other seems to have been a closeted lunatic
                            Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy, just be glad it's him not you... If you had Tom Cruise's troubles you might be Tom Cruise Crazy too. You'd flash your big white shiny smile, buy expensive shoes, but you'd be the only man on earth who couldn't enjoy Tom cruise oh-ho, couldn't enjoy Tom cruise.
                            Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.
                            Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.
                            -Unknown Author

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                            • #15
                              Quoth CruiseShipGirl View Post
                              This wrangler must have been new because instead of just quietly asking around and grabbing the first few that said yes, he announce it loudly.
                              When I was herding extras, I generally didn't have time to ask people individually. This might have worked out better anyway as I've had a few "special skills" extras (they get paid extra for doing more than just standing around - like riding a horse or... singing Xmas tunes) who could not actually perform their "special skill" and had to, on more than one occasion, get someone else to do it or jump in myself. Fun fact: I'm in about 80% of the productions I've worked on - usually as in insert shot of hands or the like.

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