Damit! Dammit! DAMMIT! YOU BROKE THE RULES!!!!!

[BrenDAnn]

I'm loving the Metallica references in this thread! Ha! As for Miss Rules Violator...let her bitch and whine all she wants, but it was her own stupidity that got her into the situation. I'd say maybe she'll put her permit up from now on, but...I know better than that. Stupid people never learn!

[LillFilly]

I'm remembering one of my who saw several guys sitting in a car in the lot wayyyyy after the mall was closed. He asked them if they were having any trouble and they said something like just having a smoke while they found their car keys; one guy was rummaging under the driver's side dash.

To which coworker replied "I know where the keys are; in my pocket, because that's MY CAR!" To which one guy bolted and he managed to handcuff the other.

[Argabarga]

How often do you encounter people like this and in the back of your mind you think, "OH MAN! This is going on customerssuck.com, and IT'S GOLD!"?

I look FORWARD to stupid people, in a sick sad way

[KatherineB]

I'm remembering one of my who saw several guys sitting in a car in the lot wayyyyy after the mall was closed. He asked them if they were having any trouble and they said something like just having a smoke while they found their car keys; one guy was rummaging under the driver's side dash.

To which coworker replied "I know where the keys are; in my pocket, because that's MY CAR!" To which one guy bolted and he managed to handcuff the other.

Okay, that may be my favourite pwnage story ever!

[Racket_Man]

in a bit of wierdness to Quote Adam Savage

I reject your reality and substitute my own

[Kristev]

I think you'd recognize my car immediately. I don't own one.

[dalesys]

Oh yes. My first car was a 1962 Dodge Dart. ... :sigh: I still miss that car.

Have your heard Patty Larkin's "Dodge Dart" on 'Step Into The Light' (1985)?
...It's got a slant six and a stereo
...A little rust and a lot of soul

[RealUnimportant]

Ahhhhh. I needed to read this; Arga's stories make my week.

[manybellsdown]

So you're saying that you wouldn't recognize my incredibly blah-coloured Toyota Corolla from every other blah-coloured Toyota Corolla you've ever seen??

I'm shocked. Truly.

(We'll ignore the fact that, even with a recognizable ding in the left rear fender that I haven't yet been able to get fixed ... even with that, I sometimes mistake other blah-coloured Toyota Corollas for mine ... )

Yeah I've got one of those '99 Saturn sedans in the dark green that it seems like 80% of them came in. I have attempted to enter the wrong car in a parking lot on more than one occasion.

[XCashier]

Have your heard Patty Larkin's "Dodge Dart" on 'Step Into The Light' (1985)?
...It's got a slant six and a stereo
...A little rust and a lot of soul

No, I haven't. I'll have to see if I can find that CD somewhere.

[downforit2008]

Even though y'all get a lot of screaming, cursing people who threaten you daily, I'd think I'd LIKE to have this kind of job! It's the closest you can get to "stealing" a car without the police actually going after you, in my opinion. Plus, plenty of people out there tend to break the rules of parking policies and also in my opinion, PAYBACK'S A BITCH when it comes to their car being towed and if it costs them over a hundred bucks to get their car back in order to realize that they're not above the law, then so be it!
YOU GUYS ROCK!!!

[Argabarga]

The longer time goes on, the easier it gets to find my car(s) in a parking lot as they tend to be about 15-20 years behind the rest of whatever is there.

Though my entire family has some odd tastes in personal vehicles, the hardest one to misplace in a parking lot would probably be, well, I'll let you guys be the judge.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3131/...528b50f6_o.jpg

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Yeah I've got one of those '99 Saturn sedans in the dark green that it seems like 80% of them came in. I have attempted to enter the wrong car in a parking lot on more than one occasion.

We have a gold 1999 Chrysler Town & Country van that has a habit of blending in with at least half a zillion others of that same color and body style.

One day after work, Mom dropped me off at the cafeteria to pick up dinner and when I came out, I walked over to the first beige Chrysler van I saw . . . no Mom in the driver's seat.

Mom had moved into a parking spot a row away and was laughing her ass off at me.

I told her on the way home that evening she really needed one of those antenna pendants so I could find her in the parking lot.

[AccountingDrone]

We had one of those 1984 maroon caravan minivans that were so ubiquitous. More than once roomie and I would move it a row or two while Rob was in the grocery store

Actually I miss that minivan, we paid $500 for it, and $100ish to get it to pass inspection [some valve or another than kept the engine light on] and drove it for 10 years until some idiot driver basically pushed Rob off the road into a guard rail one evening when he was coming to pick me up at work. I would almost kill for one in really good condition. That was one of the best road trip vehicles we had [not for the gas mileage, but for comfort for 4 adults and all their luggage]

[SongsOfDragons]

I have a lovely little Ford KA. They're everywhere around here, and their small size makes parking - and backing out of your space when some twazzock parks their van over your line - easy.

However I would DIE for a Capri Blue Peel Trident.