More of an annoyance than a suck. I know we've got computers and internet so that all folks can have access to these fabulous things and not just for work or school or job or tax stuff, but for recreational things as well.
HOWEVER, you, Little Miss FarmFuckingVille and you, crabby Mr. OnlineCasinoandYahooGames, you make me die inside, just a little bit, every single time I see you spend THE ENTIRE DAY (every damn day we're open) on the computer playing the aforementioned games. Especially on a day like today. It's sunny, a bit hot, sure, but cooler than it's been, and damn gorgeous out! Get outside!! Make a friend! Take a walk! You make me want to cry. Maybe I'm projecting too much. Maybe I'm resentful that you've got some (hell, tons of) free time. But, damn, when you spend five straight minutes CLICKING YOUR MOUSE RAPIDLY, I want to strangle you with the mouse cord, throw your ass out of the library and tell you not to come back until you have proof of rehabilitation. Ugh.
HOWEVER, you, Little Miss FarmFuckingVille and you, crabby Mr. OnlineCasinoandYahooGames, you make me die inside, just a little bit, every single time I see you spend THE ENTIRE DAY (every damn day we're open) on the computer playing the aforementioned games. Especially on a day like today. It's sunny, a bit hot, sure, but cooler than it's been, and damn gorgeous out! Get outside!! Make a friend! Take a walk! You make me want to cry. Maybe I'm projecting too much. Maybe I'm resentful that you've got some (hell, tons of) free time. But, damn, when you spend five straight minutes CLICKING YOUR MOUSE RAPIDLY, I want to strangle you with the mouse cord, throw your ass out of the library and tell you not to come back until you have proof of rehabilitation. Ugh.
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