In which I swear at a "customer"

[Sandiercy]

I work at a game store in a mall that has barricades across part of the entrance that have fairly large signs on them saying "do not touch the fence" (literally a fence) for safety reasons. We dont want the fence to fall down on some kid who is climbing it.

Me: Awesome game store guy
SW: Sucky Weirdo crazy guy

I am not on shift today, just in the store using one of the computers for internet purposes. The computer is right next to the barricade.

SW: *starts poking and shaking the fence right over top of the sign*
Me: Sir, please do not touch the fence
SW: F**k Off, I can do what I want, I am the customer and the customer is always right
Me: Get the F**k out of here now and dont come back. (very loudly)
SW: F**k you man, I am the customer, you have to serve me.
Me: Sir, you are not a customer, get the F**k out or I call security.
SW: *walks away down hall in mall yelling and swearing at me*

[MoonCat]

What an idiot. Sees a sign, has to do exactly what it tells him not to. Very mature attitude. You don't need "customers" like him.

[rose_metal_nz]

[insert obligatory statement that unless one has purchased something, one is not a customer here] hope you don't get in trouble for swearing!

[wolfie]

SW: *starts poking and shaking the fence right over top of the sign*
Me: Sir, please do not touch the fence
SW: F**k Off, I can do what I want, I am the customer and the customer is always right
Me: Get the F**k out of here now and dont come back. (very loudly)
SW: F**k you man, I am the customer, you have to serve me.
Me: Sir, you are not a customer, get the F**k out or I call security.
SW: *walks away down hall in mall yelling and swearing at me*

When you told him to leave and not come back, you eliminated the possibility of him buying anything, therefore he immediately became not only a non-customer, but also a non-potential-customer. The banned non-customer is always WRONG.