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    A cat matures as it grows older.

    Back hair on cats is cute.

    It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.

    Cats comfort you when you are sick.

    When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.

    Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.

    When a cat comes in late at night, it doesn't wake you up by crashing into every item of furniture in the house.

    Cats actually think with their heads.

    "Meow" is never a lie.

    They'll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will
    stop when it gets in.

    It's more amusing to watch a cat try and deal with a piece of tape
    stuck on its paw than to watch a man do anything.

    To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs a few pounds.

    A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying.

    Cats can't show love without meaning it.

    Cats are always cute.

    The only thing a cat expects you to "put out" is food, water,
    and a clean litter box.
    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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