A guy is hanging out at the bar with his friends, getting extremely drunk. Suddenly, he throws up all over himself.
He looks down at the mess on his shirt and says, "Oh man! My wife is going to kill me!"
One of his buddies notices his predicament, and says, "Here's what you do -- take a $10 bill and put it in your shirt pocket. Tell her that someone else puked all over you, and gave you $10 to get your shirt cleaned."
Somewhat relieved, he does that, and his buddy drives him home.
The next morning, his wife is preparing to do the laundry, and finds the puked-on shirt with the $10 in the pocket.
"What's this?" she asks him.
"Oh, you wouldn't believe it! Some guy puked all over my shirt! He felt so bad about it, he gave me the $10 to get it cleaned."
Then she picks up his pants, and $20 falls out of the pocket.
"What's this one for?" she asks.
"Oh, I forgot all about that. He also shit in my pants."
He looks down at the mess on his shirt and says, "Oh man! My wife is going to kill me!"
One of his buddies notices his predicament, and says, "Here's what you do -- take a $10 bill and put it in your shirt pocket. Tell her that someone else puked all over you, and gave you $10 to get your shirt cleaned."
Somewhat relieved, he does that, and his buddy drives him home.
The next morning, his wife is preparing to do the laundry, and finds the puked-on shirt with the $10 in the pocket.
"What's this?" she asks him.
"Oh, you wouldn't believe it! Some guy puked all over my shirt! He felt so bad about it, he gave me the $10 to get it cleaned."
Then she picks up his pants, and $20 falls out of the pocket.
"What's this one for?" she asks.
"Oh, I forgot all about that. He also shit in my pants."
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