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Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!
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Old 11-22-2008, 02:23 AM
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Default Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

I stole this idea from another forum!

heres how it works: you post a question and the person below you posts an extremely wrong answer to your question, then they ask another question. It can actually get pretty funny.

Example:

person one: how do brids fly?

person two: because i filled them with heilum?

person two again: who is president of america ?

next person: rush limbaugh

then ask a question ... and so on!

I'll start:


Why is the sky blue?

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Old 11-22-2008, 02:32 AM
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It's not, it's really mauve, but nobody likes mauve so they painted it blue.

Where do babies come from?
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Old 11-22-2008, 02:32 AM
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Oh, these are fun!

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Why is the sky blue?
A: Because it's made of cheese.

Q: Why do chickens have feathers?
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Old 11-22-2008, 02:37 AM
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Where do babies come from?
My shirts says I'm from japan.

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Q: Why do chickens have feathers?
Because they're allergic to fur.

Why do Dogs bark?
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Old 11-22-2008, 02:37 AM
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Where do babies come from?
Wal-Mart.

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Why do chickens have feathers?
Because the cows keep the leather for themselves.




Q: Why is it cold in Winter?
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Old 11-22-2008, 02:40 AM
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Q: Why is it cold in Winter?
Because it like it that way.

Why is the Sun hot?
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Old 11-22-2008, 02:40 AM
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Why do Dogs bark?
Cause they hate to meow.

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why is the sun hot?
Cause the Ice melted

Q: why do rocks sink?
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Old 11-22-2008, 02:44 AM
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Why is the Sun hot?
Because it's blond.

Q: What have I got in my pocket?
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Old 11-22-2008, 02:57 AM
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Q: why do rocks sink?
Because they're made of raisins.

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Q: What have I got in my pocket?
The great pyramid.

Why is my couch comfortable?
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Old 11-22-2008, 03:01 AM
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Why is my couch comfortable?
Because it's blue.

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