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  • #31
    "The abbey needs me in battle, chaps and chapesses! For Redwall, wot wot!!"
    Shameless self promotion:
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    Best comic ever: Pasta Monsters by XcomickittyX
    "Here's Jeffrey!" --Me, describing my favorite creepypasta

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    • #32
      HERE LIES EYETEAGUY
      September 22nd, 1980 - Smarch 13th, 2145
      Died at the age of 165 due to a tragic accident involving a jealous husband

      (And in giant 105 point font)

      I'M DEAD. GET OVER IT.

      (then in about 12 point font)

      Or am I?

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      • #33
        "I commend my soul to any god that can find it."

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        • #34
          Either:

          I aint doing that again!

          or

          I'll see you in the future
          Arp happens!

          Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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          • #35
            I'll settle for anything that isn't:

            "One day he snapped, like we all said he would."
            The customer is always right, but this is a public house, and you are a guest.

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            • #36
              "Death does not play dice. He computes."

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              • #37
                "He always d - ooh, donuts."

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                • #38
                  Quoth Aria View Post
                  "She rolled a 1 on her savings throw."
                  ROTFL That's great!

                  "The mythbuster were wrong, there is such a thing has too much C4."

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                  • #39
                    "...man, how long is this respawn gonna take, three days?"
                    My other car is a Mackinaw.

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                    • #40
                      I'm torn between several, depending on the nature of my demise:

                      "Finally got married. Then she sat on him."

                      "Died in a rocketing accident. He got nervous and wet it."

                      "Died somehow. The wall fell on the ceiling, or something like that. Ask the coroner again, he could use a good laugh."

                      "Tried to play a flagellant monk from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but the Latin chants caused a brain embolism."

                      "Video Game Free Since 2013"

                      "See? I told you it wasn't psychosomatic!"

                      "Got run over by a skateboard."

                      "Guesses there were really eight million and ONE ways to die."

                      "Killed by the RIAA."

                      --and so on, and so forth...
                      Last edited by Zoom; 10-10-2012, 04:10 AM.
                      Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?

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                      • #41
                        Just thought of this one, and I sincerely apologize to all of you who are about to read it. Seriously, I am so very, VERY sorry.



                        But if someone got killed when the shit literally hit the fan, then the shit rebounded from the fan and killed them, you could literally have this on the their tombstone:

                        "Killed in the line of doody."



                        Hey, I DID apologize ahead of time for it!

                        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                        Still A Customer."

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