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"Here's Jeffrey!" --Me, describing my favorite creepypasta
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I'm torn between several, depending on the nature of my demise:
"Finally got married. Then she sat on him."
"Died in a rocketing accident. He got nervous and wet it."
"Died somehow. The wall fell on the ceiling, or something like that. Ask the coroner again, he could use a good laugh."
"Tried to play a flagellant monk from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but the Latin chants caused a brain embolism."
"Video Game Free Since 2013"
"See? I told you it wasn't psychosomatic!"
"Got run over by a skateboard."
"Guesses there were really eight million and ONE ways to die."
"Killed by the RIAA."
--and so on, and so forth...Last edited by Zoom; 10-10-2012, 04:10 AM.Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?
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Just thought of this one, and I sincerely apologize to all of you who are about to read it. Seriously, I am so very, VERY sorry.
But if someone got killed when the shit literally hit the fan, then the shit rebounded from the fan and killed them, you could literally have this on the their tombstone:
"Killed in the line of doody."
Hey, I DID apologize ahead of time for it!
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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